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I don鈥檛 need your help Steve (waves his...

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I don鈥檛 need your help Steve (waves his arm at him). (Debra responds)

Look鈥� uh, Debra (gestures at Debra), we鈥檙e kind of in the middle of something here (waves his hand at the other guys). (Debra responds)

(The boys look awkwardly back and forth at each other)

(Rick slowly gets up and turns toward Debra and puts his hands up in a stop sign) Hold on a minute, okay?

Well me and the boys were just sittin鈥� 鈥榬ound here in this honky tonk, Having some fun, talking and feeling fine, Then you come over and started making those eyes at me, Well honey, guess I鈥檇 better lay it on the line.

Don鈥檛 go away mad, just go away, There ain鈥檛 no reason for a woman like you to stay. I鈥檝e been all over and I鈥檝e seen a lot of ladies but you sure take the cake, Don鈥檛 go away mad, just go away.

I like a woman who smiles and says she鈥檇 love to dance, Here鈥檚 the situation, you鈥檝e gone a little too far, read my lips. You see I鈥檓 just not in the mood, for a big bunch of attitude, So maybe it鈥檚 time, to move it on down the bar.

Now I might suggest, you put down the bottle and ease off the throttle This didn鈥檛 start well, and I hope you鈥檙e seeing that too. Now I鈥檓 not bragging I鈥檓 so darn special I can have my pick of girls, But don鈥檛 hate me honey if I say that girl is not you.

I really don鈥檛 wanna have to say this twice, don鈥檛 be settin鈥� your sights on me. Never wanna hear you calling me dear, you鈥檙e barking up the wrong dang tree.

(The guys high five each other. Debra stalks away with Shelia. The boys sit back down and Mike makes a comment.)

(Rick鈥檚 eyes get big, takes a breath) Whoa, got a point there. Wasn鈥檛 trying to be mean, but like she kinda ticked me off. (Pauses) Girls were nice enough, I guess. Probably shoulda just chilled a little.

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