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A Street in London.

Enter theÌýLord MayorÌýand theÌýEarl of Lincoln.

Lincoln.ÌýMy lord mayor, you have sundry times
Feasted myself and many courtiers more:
Seldom or never can we be so kind
To make requital of your courtesy.
But leaving this, I hear my cousin Lacy
Is much affected to your daughter Rose.

L. Mayor.ÌýTrue, my good lord, and she loves him so well
That I mislike her boldness in the chase.

Lincoln.ÌýWhy, my lord mayor, think you it then a shame,
To join a Lacy with an Oateley's name?

L. Mayor.ÌýToo mean is my poor girl for his high birth;
Poor citizens must not with courtiers wed,
Who will in silks and gay apparel spend
More in one year than I am worth, by far:
Therefore your honour need not doubt my girl.

Lincoln.ÌýTake heed, my lord, advise you what you do!
[Pg 8]A verier unthrift lives not in the world,
Than is my cousin; for I'll tell you what:
'Tis now almost a year since he requested
To travel countries for experience;
I furnished him with coin, bills of exchange,
Letters of credit, men to wait on him,
Solicited my friends in Italy
Well to respect him. But to see the end:
Scant had he journeyed through half Germany,
But all his coin was spent, his men cast off,
His bills embezzled, and my jolly coz,
Ashamed to show his bankrupt presence here,
Became a shoemaker in Wittenberg,
A goodly science for a gentleman
Of such descent! Now judge the rest by this:
Suppose your daughter have a thousand pound,
He did consume me more in one half year;
And make him heir to all the wealth you have,
One twelvemonth's rioting will waste it all.
Then seek, my lord, some honest citizen
To wed your daughter to.

L. Mayor.ÌýI thank your lordship.
(Aside) Well, fox, I understand your subtilty.
As for your nephew, let your lordship's eye
But watch his actions, and you need not fear,
For I have sent my daughter far enough.
And yet your cousin Rowland might do well,
Now he hath learned an occupation;
And yet I scorn to call him son-in-law.

Lincoln.ÌýAy, but I have a better trade for him:
I thank his grace, he hath appointed him
Chief colonel of all those companies
Mustered in London and the shires about,
To serve his highness in those wars of France.
See where he comes!---

[Pg 9]

EnterÌý³¢´Ç±¹±ð±ô±ô,Ìý³¢²¹³¦²â,ÌýandÌý´¡²õ°ì±ð·É.

Lovell, what news with you?

Lovell.ÌýMy Lord of Lincoln, 'tis his highness' will,
That presently your cousin ship for France
With all his powers; he would not for a million,
But they should land at Dieppe within four days.

Lincoln.ÌýGo certify his grace, it shall be done.Ìý[ExitÌý³¢´Ç±¹±ð±ô±ô.
Now, cousin Lacy, in what forwardness
Are all your companies?

Lacy.ÌýAll well prepared.
The men of Hertfordshire lie at Mile-end,
Suffolk and Essex train in Tothill-fields,
The Londoners and those of Middlesex,
All gallantly prepared in Finsbury,
With frolic spirits long for their parting hour.

L. Mayor.ÌýThey have their imprest,Ìýcoats, and furniture;
And, if it please your cousin Lacy come
To the Guildhall, he shall receive his pay;
And twenty pounds besides my brethren
Will freely give him, to approve our loves
We bear unto my lord, your uncle here.

Lacy.ÌýI thank your honour.

Lincoln.ÌýThanks, my good lord mayor.

L. Mayor.ÌýAt the Guildhall we will expect your coming.Ìý[Exit.

Lincoln.ÌýTo approve your loves to me? No subtilty!
Nephew, that twenty pound he doth bestow
For joy to rid you from his daughter Rose.
But, cousins both, now here are none but friends,
I would not have you cast an amorous eye
Upon so mean a project as the love
Of a gay, wanton, painted citizen.
[Pg 10]I know, this churl even in the height of scorn
Doth hate the mixture of his blood with thine.
I pray thee, do thou so! Remember, coz,
What honourable fortunes wait on thee:
Increase the king's love, which so brightly shines,
And gilds thy hopes. I have no heir but thee,---
And yet not thee, if with a wayward spirit
Thou start from the true bias of my love.

Lacy.ÌýMy lord, I will for honour, not desire
Of land or livings, or to be your heir,
So guide my actions in pursuit of France,
As shall add glory to the Lacys' name.

Lincoln.ÌýCoz, for those words here's thirty Portuguese
And, nephew Askew, there's a few for you.
Fair Honour, in her loftiest eminence,
Stays in France for you, till you fetch her thence.
Then, nephews, clap swift wings on your designs:
Begone, begone, make haste to the Guildhall;
There presently I'll meet you. Do not stay:
Where honour beckons, shame attends delay.Ìý[Exit.

Askew.ÌýHow gladly would your uncle have you gone!

Lacy.ÌýTrue, coz, but I'll o'erreach his policies.
I have some serious business for three days,
Which nothing but my presence can dispatch.
You, therefore, cousin, with the companies,
Shall haste to Dover; there I'll meet with you:
Or, if I stay past my prefixèd time,
Away for France; we'll meet in Normandy.
The twenty pounds my lord mayor gives to me
You shall receive, and these ten Portuguese,
Part of mine uncle's thirty. Gentle coz,
Have care to our great charge; I know, your wisdom
Hath tried itself in higher consequence.

Askew.ÌýCoz, all myself am yours: yet have this care,
To lodge in London with all secrecy;
[Pg 11]Our uncle Lincoln hath, besides his own,
Many a jealous eye, that in your face
Stares only to watch means for your disgrace.

Lacy.ÌýStay, cousin, who be these?

EnterÌýSimon Eyre,ÌýMargeryÌýhis wife,Ìý±á´Ç»å²µ±ð,Ìý¹ó¾±°ù°ì,Ìý´³²¹²Ô±ð,ÌýandÌý¸é²¹±ô±è³óÌýwith a pair of shoes.

Eyre.ÌýLeave whining, leave whining! Away with this whimpering, this puling, these blubbering tears, and these wet eyes! I'll get thy husband discharged, I warrant thee, sweet Jane; go to!

Hodge.ÌýMaster, here be the captains.

Eyre.ÌýPeace, Hodge; hush, ye knave, hush!

Firk.ÌýHere be the cavaliers and the colonels, master.

Eyre.ÌýPeace, Firk; peace, my fine Firk! Stand by with your pishery-pashery,Ìýaway! I am a man of the best presence; I'll speak to them, an they were Popes.---Gentlemen, captains, colonels, commanders! Brave men, brave leaders, may it please you to give me audience. I am Simon Eyre, the mad shoemaker of Tower Street; this wench with the mealy mouth that will never tire, is my wife, I can tell you; here's Hodge, my man and my foreman; here's Firk, my fine firking journeyman, and this is blubbered Jane. All we come to be suitors for this honest Ralph. Keep him at home, and as I am a true shoemaker and a gentleman of the gentle craft, buy spurs yourselves, and I'll find ye boots these seven years.

Marg.ÌýSeven years, husband?

Eyre.ÌýPeace, midriff, peace! I know what I do. Peace!

Firk.ÌýTruly, master cormorant, you shall do God good service to let Ralph and his wife stay together. She's a young new-married woman; if you take her husband away[Pg 12]Ìýfrom her a night, you undo her; she may beg in the day-time; for he's as good a workman at a prick and an awl, as any is in our trade.

Jane.ÌýO let him stay, else I shall be undone.

Firk.ÌýAy, truly, she shall be laid at one side like a pair of old shoes else, and be occupied for no use.

Lacy.ÌýTruly, my friends, it lies not in my power:
The Londoners are pressed, paid, and set forth
By the lord mayor; I cannot change a man.

Hodge.ÌýWhy, then you were as good be a corporal as a colonel, if you cannot discharge one good fellow; and I tell you true, I think you do more than you can answer, to press a man within a year and a day of his marriage.

Eyre.ÌýWell said, melancholy Hodge; gramercy, my fine foreman.

Marg.ÌýTruly, gentlemen, it were ill done for such as you, to stand so stiffly against a poor young wife, considering her case, she is new-married, but let that pass: I pray, deal not roughly with her; her husband is a young man, and but newly entered, but let that pass.

Eyre.ÌýAway with your pishery-pashery, your pols and your edipols!ÌýPeace, midriff; silence, Cicely Bumtrinket! Let your head speak.

Firk.ÌýYea, and the horns too, master.

Eyre.ÌýToo soon, my fine Firk, too soon! Peace, scoundrels! See you this man? Captains, you will not release him? Well, let him go; he's a proper shot; let him vanish! Peace, Jane, dry up thy tears, they'll make his powder dankish. Take him, brave men; Hector of Troy was an hackney to him, Hercules and TermagantÌýscoundrels, Prince Arthur's Round-table---by the Lord of Ludgate---ne'er fed such a tall, such a dapper swordsman;[Pg 13]Ìýby the life of Pharaoh, a brave, resolute swordsman! Peace, Jane! I say no more, mad knaves.

Firk.ÌýSee, see, Hodge, how my master raves in commendation of Ralph!

Hodge.ÌýRalph, th'art a gull, by this hand, an thou goest not.

Askew.ÌýI am glad, good Master Eyre, it is my hap
To meet so resolute a soldier.
Trust me, for your report and love to him,
A common slight regard shall not respect him.

Lacy.ÌýIs thy name Ralph?

Ralph.ÌýYes, sir.

Lacy.ÌýGive me thy hand;
Thou shalt not want, as I am a gentleman.
Woman, be patient; God, no doubt, will send
Thy husband safe again; but he must go,
His country's quarrel says it shall be so.

Hodge.ÌýTh'art a gull, by my stirrup, if thou dost not go. I will not have thee strike thy gimlet into these weak vessels; prick thine enemies, Ralph.

EnterÌý¶Ù´Ç»å²µ±ð°ù.

Dodger.ÌýMy lord, your uncle on the Tower-hill
Stays with the lord mayor and the aldermen,
And doth request you with all speed you may,
To hasten thither.

Askew.ÌýCousin, let's go.

Lacy.ÌýDodger, run you before, tell them we come.---
This Dodger is mine uncle's parasite,Ìý[ExitÌý¶Ù´Ç»å²µ±ð°ù.
The arrant'st varlet that e'er breathed on earth;
He sets more discord in a noble house
By one day's broaching of his pickthank tales,
Than can be salved again in twenty years,
And he, I fear, shall go with us to France,
To pry into our actions.

[Pg 14]

Askew.ÌýTherefore, coz,
It shall behove you to be circumspect.

Lacy.ÌýFear not, good cousin.---Ralph, hie to your colours.

Ralph.ÌýI must, because there's no remedy;
But, gentle master and my loving dame,
As you have always been a friend to me,
So in mine absence think upon my wife.

Jane.ÌýAlas, my Ralph.

Marg.ÌýShe cannot speak for weeping.

Eyre.ÌýPeace, you cracked groats,Ìýyou mustard tokens,Ìýdisquiet not the brave soldier. Go thy ways, Ralph!

Jane.ÌýAy, ay, you bid him go; what shall I do
When he is gone?

Firk.ÌýWhy, be doing with me or my fellow Hodge; be not idle.

Eyre.ÌýLet me see thy hand, Jane. This fine hand, this white hand, these pretty fingers must spin, must card, must work; work, you bombast-cotton-candle-quean;Ìýwork for your living, with a pox to you.---Hold thee, Ralph, here's five sixpences for thee; fight for the honour of the gentle craft, for the gentlemen shoemakers, the courageous cordwainers, the flower of St. Martin's, the mad knaves of Bedlam, Fleet Street, Tower Street and Whitechapel; crack me the crowns of the French knaves; a pox on them, crack them; fight, by the Lord of Ludgate; fight, my fine boy!

Firk.ÌýHere, Ralph, here's three twopences: two carry into France, the third shall wash our souls at parting, for sorrow is dry. For my sake, firk theÌýBasa mon cues.

Hodge.ÌýRalph, I am heavy at parting; but here's a[Pg 15]Ìýshilling for thee. God send thee to cram thy slops with French crowns, and thy enemies' bellies with bullets.

Ralph.ÌýI thank you, master, and I thank you all.
Now, gentle wife, my loving lovely Jane,
Rich men, at parting, give their wives rich gifts,
Jewels and rings, to grace their lily hands.
Thou know'st our trade makes rings for women's heels:
Here take this pair of shoes, cut out by Hodge,
Stitched by my fellow Firk, seamed by myself,
Made up and pinked with letters for thy name.
Wear them, my dear Jane, for thy husband's sake;
And every morning, when thou pull'st them on,
Remember me, and pray for my return.
Make much of them; for I have made them so,
That I can know them from a thousand mo.

Drum sounds. Enter theÌýLord Mayor,Ìý³Ù³ó±ðÌý·¡²¹°ù±ôÌý´Ç´ÚÌý³¢¾±²Ô³¦´Ç±ô²Ô,Ìý³¢²¹³¦²â,Ìý´¡²õ°ì±ð·É,Ìý¶Ù´Ç»å²µ±ð°ù,ÌýandÌýSoldiers. They pass over the stage;Ìý¸é²¹±ô±è³óÌýfalls in amongst them;Ìý¹ó¾±°ù°ìÌýand the rest cryÌý"Farewell," etc., and so exeunt.

A Garden at Old Ford.

EnterÌý¸é´Ç²õ±ð,Ìýalone, making a garland.

Rose.ÌýHere sit thou down upon this flow'ry bank,
And make a garland for thy Lacy's head.
These pinks, these roses, and these violets,
These blushing gilliflowers, these marigolds,
The fair embroidery of his coronet,
Carry not half such beauty in their cheeks,
As the sweet countenance of my Lacy doth.
O my most unkind father! O my stars,
Why lowered you so at my nativity,
To make me love, yet live robbed of my love?
Here as a thief am I imprisonëd
For my dear Lacy's sake within those walls,
Which by my father's cost were builded up
For better purposes; here must I languish
For him that doth as much lament, I know,
Mine absence, as for him I pine in woe.

EnterÌý³§²â²ú¾±±ô.

Sybil.ÌýGood morrow, young mistress. I am sure you make that garland for me; against I shall be Lady of the Harvest.

Rose.ÌýSybil, what news at London?

[Pg 17]

Sybil.ÌýNone but good; my lord mayor, your father, and master Philpot, your uncle, and Master Scot, your cousin, and Mistress Frigbottom by Doctors' Commons, do all, by my troth, send you most hearty commendations.

Rose.ÌýDid Lacy send kind greetings to his love?

Sybil.ÌýO yes, out of cry, by my troth. I scant knew him; here 'a wore a scarf; and here a scarf, here a bunch of feathers, and here precious stones and jewels, and a pair of garters,---O, monstrous! like one of our yellow silk curtains at home here in Old Ford house, here in Master Belly-mount's chamber. I stood at our door in Cornhill, looked at him, he at me indeed, spake to him, but he not to me, not a word; marry go-up, thought I, with a wanion!ÌýHe passed by me as proud---Marry foh! are you grown humorous, thought I; and so shut the door, and in I came.

Rose.ÌýO Sybil, how dost thou my Lacy wrong!
My Rowland is as gentle as a lamb,
No dove was ever half so mild as he.

Sybil.ÌýMild? yea, as a bushel of stamped crabs.ÌýHe looked upon me as sour as verjuice. Go thy ways, thought I; thou may'st be much in my gaskins,but nothing in my nether-stocks. This is your fault, mistress, to love him that loves not you; he thinks scorn to do as he's done to; but if I were as you, I'd cry: Go by, Jeronimo, go by!

I'd set mine old debts against my new driblets,
And the hare's foot against the goose giblets,
For if ever I sigh, when sleep I should take,
Pray God I may lose my maidenhead when I wake.

Rose.ÌýWill my love leave me then, and go to France?

Sybil.ÌýI know not that, but I am sure I see him stalk before the soldiers. By my troth, he is a proper man;[Pg 18]Ìýbut he is proper that proper doth. Let him go snick-up,Ìýyoung mistress.

Rose.ÌýGet thee to London, and learn perfectly,
Whether my Lacy go to France, or no.
Do this, and I will give thee for thy pains
My cambric apron and my Romish gloves,
My purple stockings and a stomacher.
Say, wilt thou do this, Sybil, for my sake?

Sybil.ÌýWill I, quoth a? At whose suit? By my troth, yes I'll go. A cambric apron, gloves, a pair of purple stockings, and a stomacher! I'll sweat in purple, mistress, for you; I'll take anything that comes a God's name. O rich! a cambric apron! Faith, then have at 'up tails all.' I'll go jiggy-joggy to London, and be here in a trice, young mistress.Ìý[Exit.

Rose.ÌýDo so, good Sybil. Meantime wretched I
Will sit and sigh for his lost company.Ìý[Exit.

A Street in London.

EnterÌý³¢²¹³¦²â,Ìýdisguised as a Dutch Shoemaker.

Lacy.ÌýHow many shapes have gods and kings devised,
Thereby to compass their desired loves!
It is no shame for Rowland Lacy, then,
To clothe his cunning with the gentle craft,
That, thus disguised, I may unknown possess
The only happy presence of my Rose.
For her have I forsook my charge in France,
Incurred the king's displeasure, and stirred up
Rough hatred in mine uncle Lincoln's breast.
O love, how powerful art thou, that canst change
High birth to baseness, and a noble mind
[Pg 19]To the mean semblance of a shoemaker!
But thus it must be. For her cruel father,
Hating the single union of our souls,
Has secretly conveyed my Rose from London,
To bar me of her presence; but I trust,
Fortune and this disguise will further me
Once more to view her beauty, gain her sight.
Here in Tower Street with Eyre the shoemaker
Mean I a while to work; I know the trade,
I learnt it when I was in Wittenberg.
Then cheer thy hoping spirits, be not dismayed,
Thou canst not want: do Fortune what she can,
The gentle craft is living for a man.Ìý[Exit.

An open Yard beforeÌý·¡²â°ù±ð'²õÌýHouse.

EnterÌý·¡²â°ù±ð,Ìýmaking himself ready.

Eyre.ÌýWhere be these boys, these girls, these drabs, these scoundrels? They wallow in the fat brewiss of my bounty, and lick up the crumbs of my table, yet will not rise to see my walks cleansed. Come out, you powder-beefÌýqueans! What, Nan! what, Madge Mumble-crust. Come out, you fat midriff-swag-belly-whores, and sweep me these kennels that the noisome stench offend not the noses of my neighbours. What, Firk, I say; what, Hodge! Open my shop-windows! What, Firk, I say!

EnterÌý¹ó¾±°ù°ì.

Firk.ÌýO master, is't you that speak bandogÌýand Bed[Pg 20]lam this morning? I was in a dream, and mused what madman was got into the street so early; have you drunk this morning that your throat is so clear?

Eyre.ÌýAh, well said, Firk; well said, Firk. To work, my fine knave, to work! Wash thy face, and thou'lt be more blest.

Firk.ÌýLet them wash my face that will eat it. Good master, send for a souse-wife,Ìýif you'll have my face cleaner.

EnterÌý±á´Ç»å²µ±ð.

Eyre.ÌýAway, sloven! avaunt, scoundrel!---Good-morrow, Hodge; good-morrow, my fine foreman.

Hodge.ÌýO master, good-morrow; y'are an early stirrer. Here's a fair morning.---Good-morrow, Firk, I could have slept this hour. Here's a brave day towards.

Eyre.ÌýOh, haste to work, my fine foreman, haste to work.

Firk.ÌýMaster, I am dry as dust to hear my fellow Roger talk of fair weather; let us pray for good leather, and let clowns and ploughboys and those that work in the fields pray for brave days. We work in a dry shop; what care I if it rain?

EnterÌý²Ñ²¹°ù²µ±ð°ù²â.

Eyre.ÌýHow now, Dame Margery, can you see to rise? Trip and go, call up the drabs, your maids.

Marg.ÌýSee to rise? I hope 'tis time enough, 'tis early enough for any woman to be seen abroad. I marvel how many wives in Tower Street are up so soon. Gods me, 'tis not noon,---here's a yawling!

Eyre.ÌýPeace, Margery, peace! Where's Cicely Bumtrinket, your maid? She has a privy fault, she farts in her sleep. Call the quean up; if my men want shoe-thread, I'll swinge her in a stirrup.

[Pg 21]

Firk.ÌýYet, that's but a dry beating; here's still a sign of drought.

EnterÌý³¢²¹³¦²âÌýdisguised, singing.

*Lacy. Der was een bore van Gelderland
Frolick sie byen;
He was als dronck he cold nyet stand,
Upsolce sie byen.
Tap eens de canneken,
Drincke, schone mannekin
*

Firk.ÌýMaster, for my life, yonder's a brother of the gentle craft; if he bear not Saint Hugh's bones,ÌýI'll forfeit my bones; he's some uplandish workman: hire him, good master, that I may learn some gibble-gabble; 'twill make us work the faster.

Eyre.ÌýPeace, Firk! A hard world! Let him pass, let him vanish; we have journeymen enow. Peace, my fine Firk!

Marg.ÌýNay, nay, y'are best follow your man's counsel; you shall see what will come on't: we have not men enow, but we must entertain every butter-box; but let that pass.

Hodge.ÌýDame, 'fore God, if my master follow your counsel, he'll consume little beef. He shall be glad of men, and he can catch them.

Firk.ÌýAy, that he shall.

Hodge.Ìý'Fore God, a proper man, and I warrant, a fine workman. Master, farewell; dame, adieu; if such a man as he cannot find work, Hodge is not for you.Ìý[Offers to go.

Eyre.ÌýStay, my fine Hodge.

[Pg 22]

Firk.ÌýFaith, an your foreman go, dame, you must take a journey to seek a new journeyman; if Roger remove, Firk follows. If Saint Hugh's bones shall not be set a-work, I may prick mine awl in the walls, and go play. Fare ye well, master; good-bye, dame.

Eyre.ÌýTarry, my fine Hodge, my brisk foreman! Stay, Firk! Peace, pudding-broth! By the Lord of Ludgate, I love my men as my life. Peace, you gallimafryÌýHodge, if he want work, I'll hire him. One of you to him; stay,---he comes to us.

Lacy.ÌýGoeden dach, meester, ende u vro oak.

Firk.ÌýNails, if I should speak after him without drinking, I should choke. And you, friend Oake, are you of the gentle craft?

Lacy.ÌýYaw, yaw, ik bin den skomawker.

Firk.ÌýDen skomaker, quoth a! And hark you,Ìýskomaker, have you all your tools, a good rubbing-pin, a good stopper, a good dresser, your four sorts of awls, and your two balls of wax, your paring knife, your hand- and thumb-leathers, and good St. Hugh's bones to smooth up your work?

Lacy.ÌýYaw, yaw; be niet vorveard. Ik hab all de dingen voour mack skooes groot and cleane.

Firk.ÌýHa, ha! Good master, hire him; he'll make me laugh so that I shall work more in mirth than I can in earnest.

Eyre.ÌýHear ye, friend, have ye any skill in the mystery of cordwainers?

Lacy.ÌýIk weet niet wat yow seg; ich verstaw you niet.

Firk.ÌýWhy, thus, man: (Imitating by gesture a shoemaker at work)ÌýIck verste u niet, quoth a.

Lacy.ÌýYaw, yaw, yaw; ick can dat wel doen.

[Pg 23]

Firk.ÌýYaw, yaw!ÌýHe speaks yawing like a jackdaw that gapes to be fed with cheese-curds. Oh, he'll give a villanous pull at a can of double-beer; but Hodge and I have the vantage, we must drink first, because we are the eldest journeymen.

Eyre.ÌýWhat is thy name?

Lacy.ÌýHans---Hans Meulter.

Eyre.ÌýGive me thy hand; th'art welcome.---Hodge, entertain him; Firk, bid him welcome; come, Hans. Run, wife, bid your maids, your trullibubs,Ìýmake ready my fine men's breakfasts. To him, Hodge!

Hodge.ÌýHans, th'art welcome; use thyself friendly, for we are good fellows; if not, thou shalt be fought with, wert thou bigger than a giant.

Firk.ÌýYea, and drunk with, wert thou Gargantua. My master keeps no cowards, I tell thee.---Ho, boy, bring him an heel-block, here's a new journeyman.

EnterÌýBoy.

Lacy.ÌýO, ich wersto you; ich moet een halve dossen cans betaelen; here, boy, nempt dis skilling, tap eens freelicke.Ìý[ExitÌýBoy.

Eyre.ÌýQuick, snipper-snapper, away! Firk, scour thy throat, thou shalt wash it with Castilian liquor.

EnterÌýBoy.

Come, my last of the fives, give me a can. Have to thee, Hans; here, Hodge; here, Firk; drink, you mad Greeks, and work like true Trojans, and pray for Simon Eyre, the shoemaker.---Here, Hans, and th'art welcome.

Firk.ÌýLo, dame, you would have lost a good fellow that will teach us to laugh. This beer came hopping in well.

[Pg 24]

Marg.ÌýSimon, it is almost seven.

Eyre.ÌýIs't so, Dame Clapper-dudgeon?Is't seven a clock, and my men's breakfast not ready? Trip and go, you soused conger,Ìýaway! Come, you mad hyperboreans; follow me, Hodge; follow me, Hans; come after, my fine Firk; to work, to work a while, and then to breakfast!Ìý[Exit.

Firk.ÌýSoft!ÌýYaw, yaw, good Hans, though my master have no more wit but to call you afore me, I am not so foolish to go behind you, I being the elder journeyman.Ìý[Exeunt.

A Field near Old Ford.

Holloaing within. EnterÌýMasterÌýWarnerÌýandÌýMasterÌýHammon,Ìýattired asÌýHunters.

Ham.ÌýCousin, beat every brake, the game's not far,
This way with wingèd feet he fled from death,
Whilst the pursuing hounds, scenting his steps,
Find out his highway to destruction.
Besides, the miller's boy told me even now,
He saw him take soil,Ìýand he holloaed him,
Affirming him to have been so embost
That long he could not hold.

Warn.ÌýIf it be so,
'Tis best we trace these meadows by Old Ford.

A noise ofÌýHuntersÌýwithin. Enter aÌýBoy.

Ham.ÌýHow now, boy? Where's the deer? speak, saw'st thou him?

Boy.ÌýO yea; I saw him leap through a hedge, and[Pg 25]Ìýthen over a ditch, then at my lord mayor's pale, over he skipped me, and in he went me, and "holla" the hunters cried, and "there, boy; there, boy!" But there he is, 'a mine honesty.

Ham.ÌýBoy, God amercy. Cousin, let's away;
I hope we shall find better sport to-day.Ìý[Exeunt.

Another part of the Field.

Hunting within. EnterÌýRoseÌýandÌý³§²â²ú¾±±ô.

Rose.ÌýWhy, Sybil, wilt thou prove a forester?

Sybil.ÌýUpon some, no; forester, go by; no, faith, mistress. The deer came running into the barn through the orchard and over the pale; I wot well, I looked as pale as a new cheese to see him. But whip, says Goodman Pin-close, up with his flail, and our Nick with a prong, and down he fell, and they upon him, and I upon them. By my troth, we had such sport; and in the end we ended him; his throat we cut, flayed him, unhorned him, and my lord mayor shall eat of him anon, when he comes.Ìý[Horns sound within.

Rose.ÌýHark, hark, the hunters come; y'are best take heed,
They'll have a saying to you for this deed.

EnterÌýMasterÌýHammon, MasterÌýWarner, Huntsmen,ÌýandÌýBoy.

Ham.ÌýGod save you, fair ladies.

Sybil.ÌýLadies! O gross!

Warn.ÌýCame not a buck this way?

Rose.ÌýNo, but two does.

Ham.ÌýAnd which way went they? Faith, we'll hunt at those.

[Pg 26]

Sybil.ÌýAt those? upon some, no: when, can you tell?

Warn.ÌýUpon some, ay?

Sybil.ÌýGood Lord!

Warn.ÌýWounds! Then farewell!

Ham.ÌýBoy, which way went he?

Boy.ÌýThis way, sir, he ran.

Ham.ÌýThis way he ran indeed, fair Mistress Rose;
Our game was lately in your orchard seen.

Warn.ÌýCan you advise, which way he took his flight?

Sybil.ÌýFollow your nose; his horns will guide you right.

Warn.ÌýTh'art a mad wench.

Sybil.ÌýO, rich!

Rose.ÌýTrust me, not I.
It is not like that the wild forest-deer
Would come so near to places of resort;
You are deceived, he fled some other way.

Warn.ÌýWhich way, my sugar-candy, can you shew?

Sybil.ÌýCome up, good honeysops, upon some, no.

Rose.ÌýWhy do you stay, and not pursue your game?

Sybil.ÌýI'll hold my life, their hunting-nags be lame.

Ham.ÌýA deer more dear is found within this place.

Rose.ÌýBut not the deer, sir, which you had in chase.

Ham.ÌýI chased the deer, but this dear chaseth me.

Rose.ÌýThe strangest hunting that ever I see.
But where's your park?Ìý[She offers to go away.

Ham.Ìý'Tis here: O stay!

Rose.ÌýImpale me, and then I will not stray.

Warn.ÌýThey wrangle, wench; we are more kind than they.

Sybil.ÌýWhat kind of hart is that dear heart, you seek?

Warn.ÌýA hart, dear heart.

Sybil.ÌýWho ever saw the like?

Rose.ÌýTo lose your heart, is't possible you can?

Ham.ÌýMy heart is lost.

Rose.ÌýAlack, good gentleman!

Ham.ÌýThis poor lost hart would I wish you might find.

Rose.ÌýYou, by such luck, might prove your hart a hind.

[Pg 27]

Ham.ÌýWhy, Luck had horns, so have I heard some say.

Rose.ÌýNow, God, an't be his will, send Luck into your way.

Enter theÌýLord MayorÌýandÌýServants.

L. Mayor.ÌýWhat, Master Hammon? Welcome to Old Ford!

Sybil.ÌýGods pittikins, hands off, sir! Here's my lord.

L. Mayor.ÌýI hear you had ill luck, and lost your game.

Ham.Ìý'Tis true, my lord.

L. Mayor.ÌýI am sorry for the same.
What gentleman is this?

Ham.ÌýMy brother-in-law.

L. Mayor.ÌýY'are welcome both; sith Fortune offers you
Into my hands, you shall not part from hence,
Until you have refreshed your wearied limbs.
Go, Sybil, cover the board! You shall be guest
To no good cheer, but even a hunter's feast.

Ham.ÌýI thank your lordship.---Cousin, on my life,
For our lost venison I shall find a wife.Ìý[Exeunt.

L. Mayor.ÌýIn, gentlemen; I'll not be absent long.---
This Hammon is a proper gentleman,
A citizen by birth, fairly allied;
How fit an husband were he for my girl!
Well, I will in, and do the best I can,
To match my daughter to this gentleman.Ìý[Exit.

A Room inÌý·¡²â°ù±ð'²õÌýHouse.

EnterÌý³¢²¹³¦²âÌýotherwiseÌýHans, Skipper,ÌýHodge,ÌýandÌý¹ó¾±°ù°ì.

Skip.ÌýIck sal yow wat seggen, Hans; dis skip, dot comen from Candy, is al vol, by Got's sacrament, van sugar, civet, almonds, cambrick, end alle dingen, towsand towsand ding. Nempt it, Hans, nempt it vor v meester. Daer be de bils van laden. Your meester Simon Eyre sal hae good copen. Wat seggen yow, Hans?

Firk.ÌýWat seggen de reggen de copen, slopen---laugh, Hodge, laugh!

Hans.Ìý*Mine liever broder Firk, bringt Meester Eyre tot det signe vn Swannekin; daer sal yow finde dis skipper end me. Wat seggen yow, broder Firk? Doot it, Hodge.*Come, skipper.Ìý[Exeunt.

Firk.ÌýBring him, quoth you? Here's no knavery, to bring my master to buy a ship worth the lading of two or[Pg 29]Ìýthree hundred thousand pounds. Alas, that's nothing; a trifle, a bauble, Hodge.

Hodge.ÌýThe truth is, Firk, that the merchant owner of the ship dares not shew his head, and therefore this skipper that deals for him, for the love he bears to Hans, offers my master Eyre a bargain in the commodities. He shall have a reasonable day of payment; he may sell the wares by that time, and be an huge gainer himself.

Firk.ÌýYea, but can my fellow Hans lend my master twenty porpentines as an earnest penny?

Hodge.ÌýPortuguese,Ìýthou wouldst say; here they be, Firk; hark, they jingle in my pocket like St. Mary Overy's bells.

EnterÌýEyreÌýandÌý²Ñ²¹°ù²µ±ð°ù²â.

Firk.ÌýMum, here comes my dame and my master. She'll scold, on my life, for loitering this Monday; but all's one, let them all say what they can, Monday's our holiday.

Marg.ÌýYou sing, Sir Sauce, but I beshrew your heart,
I fear, for this your singing we shall smart.

Firk.ÌýSmart for me, dame; why, dame, why?

Hodge.ÌýMaster, I hope you'll not suffer my dame to take down your journeymen.

Firk.ÌýIf she take me down, I'll take her up; yea, and take her down too, a button-hole lower.

Eyre.ÌýPeace, Firk; not I, Hodge; by the life of Pharaoh, by the Lord of Ludgate, by this beard, every hair whereof I value at a king's ransom, she shall not meddle with you.---Peace, you bombast-cotton-candle-quean; away, queen of clubs; quarrel not with me and my men, with me and my fine Firk; I'll firk you, if you do.

[Pg 30]

Marg.ÌýYea, yea, man, you may use me as you please; but let that pass.

Eyre.ÌýLet it pass, let it vanish away; peace! Am I not Simon Eyre? Are not these my brave men, brave shoemakers, all gentlemen of the gentle craft? Prince am I none, yet am I nobly born, as being the sole son of a shoemaker. Away, rubbish! vanish, melt; melt like kitchen-stuff.

Marg.ÌýYea, yea, 'tis well; I must be called rubbish, kitchen-stuff, for a sort of knaves.

Firk.ÌýNay, dame, you shall not weep and wail in woe for me. Master, I'll stay no longer; here's an inventory of my shop-tools. Adieu, master; Hodge, farewell.

Hodge.ÌýNay, stay, Firk; thou shalt not go alone.

Marg.ÌýI pray, let them go; there be more maids than Mawkin, more men than Hodge, and more fools than Firk.

Firk.ÌýFools? Nails! if I tarry now, I would my guts might be turned to shoe-thread.

Hodge.ÌýAnd if I stay, I pray God I may be turned to a Turk, and set in FinsburyÌýfor boys to shoot at.---Come, Firk.

Eyre.ÌýStay, my fine knaves, you arms of my trade, you pillars of my profession. What, shall a tittle-tattle's words make you forsake Simon Eyre?---Avaunt, kitchen-stuff! Rip, you brown-bread Tannikin; and set you in my shop, and made you hail-fellow with Simon Eyre, the shoemaker? And now do you deal thus with my journeymen? Look, you powder-beef-quean, on the face of Hodge, here's a face for a lord.

Firk.ÌýAnd here's a face for any lady in Christendom.

Eyre.ÌýRip, you chitterling, avaunt! Boy, bid the[Pg 31]Ìýtapster of the Boar's Head fill me a dozen cans of beer for my journeymen.

Firk.ÌýA dozen cans? O, brave! Hodge, now I'll stay.

Eyre.Ìý(In a low voice to theÌýBoy). An the knave fills any more than two, he pays for them. (ExitÌýBoy.ÌýAloud.) A dozen cans of beer for my journeymen. (Re-enterÌýBoy.) Here, you mad Mesopotamians, wash your livers with this liquor. Where be the odd ten? No more, Madge, no more.---Well said. Drink and to work!---What work dost thou, Hodge? what work?

Hodge.ÌýI am a making a pair of shoes for my lord mayor's daughter, Mistress Rose.

Firk.ÌýAnd I a pair of shoes for Sybil, my lord's maid. I deal with her.

Eyre.ÌýSybil? Fie, defile not thy fine workmanly fingers with the feet of kitchenstuff and basting-ladles. Ladies of the court, fine ladies, my lads, commit their feet to our apparelling; put gross work to Hans. Yark and seam, yark and seam!

Firk.ÌýFor yarking and seaming let me alone, an I come to't.

Hodge.ÌýWell, master, all this is from the bias.ÌýDo you remember the ship my fellow Hans told you of? The skipper and he are both drinking at the Swan. Here be the Portuguese to give earnest. If you go through with it, you cannot choose but be a lord at least.

Firk.ÌýNay, dame, if my master prove not a lord, and you a lady, hang me.

Marg.ÌýYea, like enough, if you may loiter and tipple thus.

Firk.ÌýTipple, dame? No, we have been bargaining with Skellum Skanderbag:Ìýcan you Dutch spreaken for a ship of silk Cyprus, laden with sugar-candy.

[Pg 32]

EnterÌýBoyÌýwith a velvet coat and an Alderman's gown.ÌýEyreÌýputs them on.

Eyre.ÌýPeace, Firk; silence, Tittle-tattle! Hodge, I'll go through with it. Here's a seal-ring, and I have sent for a guarded gownÌýand a damask cassock. See where it comes; look here, Maggy; help me, Firk; apparel me, Hodge; silk and satin, you mad Philistines, silk and satin.

Firk.ÌýHa, ha, my master will be as proud as a dog in a doublet, all in beatenÌýdamask and velvet.

Eyre.ÌýSoftly, Firk, for rearingÌýof the nap, and wearing threadbare my garments. How dost thou like me, Firk? How do I look, my fine Hodge?

Hodge.ÌýWhy, now you look like yourself, master. I warrant you, there's few in the city, but will give you the wall, and come upon you with the right worshipful.

Firk.ÌýNails, my master looks like a threadbare cloak new turned and dressed. Lord, Lord, to see what good raiment doth! Dame, dame, are you not enamoured?

Eyre.ÌýHow say'st thou, Maggy, am I not brisk? Am I not fine?

Marg.ÌýFine? By my troth, sweetheart, very fine! By my troth, I never liked thee so well in my life, sweetheart; but let that pass. I warrant, there be many women in the city have not such handsome husbands, but only for their apparel; but let that pass too.

Re-enterÌýHansÌýandÌýSkipper.

Hans.ÌýGodden day, mester. Dis be de skipper dat heb de skip van marchandice; de commodity ben good; nempt it, master, nempt it.

Eyre.ÌýGodamercy, Hans; welcome, skipper. Where lies this ship of merchandise?

[Pg 33]

Skip.ÌýDe skip ben in revere; dor be van Sugar, cyvet, almonds, cambrick, and a towsand towsand tings, gotz sacrament; nempt it, mester: ye sal heb good copen.

Firk.ÌýTo him, master! O sweet master! O sweet wares! Prunes, almonds, sugar-candy, carrot-roots, turnips, O brave fatting meat! Let not a man buy a nutmeg but yourself.

Eyre.ÌýPeace, Firk! Come, skipper, I'll go aboard with you.---Hans, have you made him drink?

Skip.ÌýYaw, yaw, ic heb veale gedrunck.

Eyre.ÌýCome, Hans, follow me. Skipper, thou shalt have my countenance in the city.Ìý[Exeunt.

Firk.ÌýYaw, heb veale gedrunck, quoth a. They may well be called butter-boxes, when they drink fat veal and thick beer too. But come, dame, I hope you'll chide us no more.

Marg.ÌýNo, faith, Firk; no, perdy,Ìý±á´Ç»å²µ±ð. I do feel honour creep upon me, and which is more, a certain rising in my flesh; but let that pass.

Firk.ÌýRising in your flesh do you feel, say you? Ay, you may be with child, but why should not my master feel a rising in his flesh, having a gown and a gold ring on? But you are such a shrew, you'll soon pull him down.

Marg.ÌýHa, ha! prithee, peace! Thou mak'st my worship laugh; but let that pass. Come, I'll go in; Hodge, prithee, go before me; Firk, follow me.

Firk.ÌýFirk doth follow: Hodge, pass out in state.Ìý[Exeunt.

London: a Room inÌýLincoln'sÌýHouse.

EnterÌýtheÌýEarl of LincolnÌýandÌý¶Ù´Ç»å²µ±ð°ù.

Lincoln.ÌýHow now, good Dodger, what's the news in France?

Dodger.ÌýMy lord, upon the eighteenth day of May
The French and English were prepared to fight;
Each side with eager fury gave the sign
Of a most hot encounter. Five long hours
Both armies fought together; at the length
The lot of victory fell on our side.
Twelve thousand of the Frenchmen that day died,
Four thousand English, and no man of name
But Captain Hyam and young Ardington,
Two gallant gentlemen, I knew them well.

Lincoln.ÌýBut Dodger, prithee, tell me, in this fight
How did my cousin Lacy bear himself?

Dodger.ÌýMy lord, your cousin Lacy was not there.

Lincoln.ÌýNot there?

Dodger.ÌýNo, my good lord.

Lincoln.ÌýSure, thou mistakest.
I saw him shipped, and a thousand eyes beside
Were witnesses of the farewells which he gave,
When I, with weeping eyes, bid him adieu.
Dodger, take heed.

Dodger.ÌýMy lord, I am advised,
That what I spake is true: to prove it so,
His cousin Askew, that supplied his place,
Sent me for him from France, that secretly
He might convey himself thither.

Lincoln.ÌýIs't even so?
Dares he so carelessly venture his life
Upon the indignation of a king?
Has he despised my love, and spurned those favours
Which I with prodigal hand poured on his head?
He shall repent his rashness with his soul;
[Pg 35]Since of my love he makes no estimate,
I'll make him wish he had not known my hate.
Thou hast no other news?

Dodger.ÌýNone else, my lord.

Lincoln.ÌýNone worse I know thou hast.---Procure the king
To crown his giddy brows with ample honours,
Send him chief colonel, and all my hope
Thus to be dashed! But 'tis in vain to grieve,
One evil cannot a worse relieve.
Upon my life, I have found out his plot;
That old dog, Love, that fawned upon him so,
Love to that puling girl, his fair-cheeked Rose,
The lord mayor's daughter, hath distracted him,
And in the fire of that love's lunacy
Hath he burnt up himself, consumed his credit,
Lost the king's love, yea, and I fear, his life,
Only to get a wanton to his wife,
Dodger, it is so.

Dodger.ÌýI fear so, my good lord.

Lincoln.ÌýIt is so---nay, sure it cannot be!
I am at my wits' end. Dodger!

Dodger.ÌýYea, my lord.

Lincoln.ÌýThou art acquainted with my nephew's haunts;
Spend this gold for thy pains; go seek him out;
Watch at my lord mayor's---there if he live,
Dodger, thou shalt be sure to meet with him.
Prithee, be diligent.---Lacy, thy name
Lived once in honour, now 'tis dead in shame.---
Be circumspect.Ìý[Exit.

Dodger.ÌýI warrant you, my lord.Ìý[Exit.

London: a Room in theÌýLord Mayor'sÌýHouse.

Enter theÌýLord MayorÌýandÌýMasterÌýScott.

L. Mayor.ÌýGood Master Scott, I have been bold with you,
To be a witness to a wedding-knot
Betwixt young Master Hammon and my daughter.
O, stand aside; see where the lovers come.

EnterÌýMaster HammonÌýandÌýRose.

Rose.ÌýCan it be possible you love me so?
No, no, within those eyeballs I espy
Apparent likelihoods of flattery.
Pray now, let go my hand.

Ham.ÌýSweet Mistress Rose,
Misconstrue not my words, nor misconceive
Of my affection, whose devoted soul
Swears that I love thee dearer than my heart.

Rose.ÌýAs dear as your own heart? I judge it right,
Men love their hearts best when th'are out of sight.

Ham.ÌýI love you, by this hand.

Rose.ÌýYet hands off now!
If flesh be frail, how weak and frail's your vow!

Ham.ÌýThen by my life I swear.

Rose.ÌýThen do not brawl;
One quarrel loseth wife and life and all.
Is not your meaning thus?

Ham.ÌýIn faith, you jest.

Rose.ÌýLove loves to sport; therefore leave love, y'are best.

L. Mayor.ÌýWhat? square they, Master Scott?

Scott.ÌýSir, never doubt,
Lovers are quickly in, and quickly out.

Ham.ÌýSweet Rose, be not so strange in fancying me.
Nay, never turn aside, shun not my sight;
I am not grown so fond, to fondÌýmy love
[Pg 37]On any that shall quit it with disdain;
If you will love me, so---if not, farewell.

L. Mayor.ÌýWhy, how now, lovers, are you both agreed?

Ham.ÌýYes, faith, my lord.

L. Mayor.Ìý'Tis well, give me your hand.
Give me yours, daughter.---How now, both pull back!
What means this, girl?

Rose.ÌýI mean to live a maid.

Ham.ÌýBut not to die one; pause, ere that be said.Ìý[Aside.

L. Mayor.ÌýWill you still cross me, still be obstinate?

Ham.ÌýNay, chide her not, my lord, for doing well;
If she can live an happy virgin's life,
'Tis far more blessed than to be a wife.

Rose.ÌýSay, sir, I cannot: I have made a vow,
Whoever be my husband, 'tis not you.

L. Mayor.ÌýYour tongue is quick; but Master Hammon, know,
I bade you welcome to another end.

Ham.ÌýWhat, would you have me pule and pine and pray,
With 'lovely lady,' 'mistress of my heart,'
'Pardon your servant,' and the rhymer play,
Railing on Cupid and his tyrant's-dart;
Or shall I undertake some martial spoil,
Wearing your glove at tourney and at tilt,
And tell how many gallants I unhorsed---
Sweet, will this pleasure you?

Rose.ÌýYea, when wilt begin?
What, love rhymes, man? Fie on that deadly sin!

L. Mayor.ÌýIf you will have her, I'll make her agree.

Ham.ÌýEnforced love is worse than hate to me.
(Aside.) There is a wench keeps shop in the Old Change,
To her will I; it is not wealth I seek,
I have enough, and will prefer her love
Before the world.---(Aloud.) My good lord mayor, adieu.
Old love for me, I have no luck with new.Ìý[Exit.[Pg 38]

L. Mayor.ÌýNow, mammet,Ìýyou have well behaved yourself,
But you shall curse your coyness if I live.---
Who's within there? See you convey your mistress
Straight to th'Old Ford! I'll keep you straight enough.
Fore God, I would have sworn the puling girl
Would willingly accepted Hammon's love;
But banish him, my thoughts!---Go, minion, in!Ìý[ExitÌýRose.
Now tell me, Master Scott, would you have thought
That Master Simon Eyre, the shoemaker,
Had been of wealth to buy such merchandise?

Scott.Ìý'Twas well, my lord, your honour and myself
Grew partners with him; for your bills of lading
Shew that Eyre's gains in one commodity
Rise at the least to full three thousand pound
Besides like gain in other merchandise.

L. Mayor.ÌýWell, he shall spend some of his thousands now,
For I have sent for him to the Guildhall.

EnterÌýEyre.

See, where he comes.---Good morrow, Master Eyre.

Eyre.ÌýPoor Simon Eyre, my lord, your shoemaker.

L. Mayor.ÌýWell, well, it likes yourself to term you so.

EnterÌý¶Ù´Ç»å²µ±ð°ù.

Now, Master Dodger, what's the news with you?

Dodger.ÌýI'd gladly speak in private to your honour.

L. Mayor.ÌýYou shall, you shall.---Master Eyre and Master Scott,
I have some business with this gentleman;
I pray, let me entreat you to walk before
To the Guildhall; I'll follow presently.
Master Eyre, I hope ere noon to call you sheriff.
[Pg 39]

Eyre.ÌýI would not care, my lord, if you might call me
King of Spain.---Come, Master Scott.Ìý[ExeuntÌýEyreÌýandÌýScott.

L. Mayor.ÌýNow, Master Dodger, what's the news you bring?

Dodger.ÌýThe Earl of Lincoln by me greets your lordship,
And earnestly requests you, if you can,
Inform him, where his nephew Lacy keeps.

L. Mayor.ÌýIs not his nephew Lacy now in France?

Dodger.ÌýNo, I assure your lordship, but disguised
Lurks here in London.

L. Mayor.ÌýLondon? is't even so?
It may be; but upon my faith and soul,
I know not where he lives, or whether he lives:
So tell my Lord of Lincoln.---Lurks in London?
Well, Master Dodger, you perhaps may start him;
Be but the means to rid him into France,
I'll give you a dozen angelsÌýfor your pains:
So much I love his honour, hate his nephew.
And, prithee, so inform thy lord from me.

Dodger.ÌýI take my leave.Ìý[ExitÌý¶Ù´Ç»å²µ±ð°ù.

L. Mayor.ÌýFarewell, good Master Dodger,
Lacy in London? I dare pawn my life,
My daughter knows thereof, and for that cause
Denied young Master Hammon in his love.
Well, I am glad I sent her to Old Ford.
Gods Lord, 'tis late; to Guildhall I must hie;
I know my brethren stay my company.Ìý[Exit.

London: a Room inÌý·¡²â°ù±ð'²õÌýHouse.

EnterÌýFirk,ÌýMargery,ÌýHans,ÌýandÌýRoger.

Marg.ÌýThou goest too fast for me, Roger. O, Firk!

[Pg 40]

Firk.ÌýAy, forsooth.

Marg.ÌýI pray thee, run---do you hear?---run to Guildhall, and learn if my husband, Master Eyre, will take that worshipful vocation of Master Sheriff upon him. Hie thee, good Firk.

Firk.ÌýTake it? Well, I go; an' he should not take it, Firk swears to forswear him. Yes, forsooth, I go to Guildhall.

Marg.ÌýNay, when? thou art too compendious and tedious.

Firk.ÌýO rare, your excellence is full of eloquence; how like a new cart-wheel my dame speaks, and she looks like an old musty ale-bottleÌýgoing to scalding.

Marg.ÌýNay, when? thou wilt make me melancholy.

Firk.ÌýGod forbid your worship should fall into that humour;---I run.Ìý[Exit.

Marg.ÌýLet me see now, Roger and Hans.

Hodge.ÌýAy, forsooth, dame---mistress I should say, but the old term so sticks to the roof of my mouth, I can hardly lick it off.

Marg.ÌýEven what thou wilt, good Roger; dame is a fair name for any honest Christian; but let that pass. How dost thou, Hans?

Hans.ÌýMee tanck you, vro.

Marg.ÌýWell, Hans and Roger, you see, God hath blest your master, and, perdy, if ever he comes to be Master Sheriff of London---as we are all mortal---you shall see, I will have some odd thing or other in a corner for you: I will not be your back-friend; but let that pass. Hans, pray thee, tie my shoe.

Hans.ÌýYaw, ic sal, vro.

Marg.ÌýRoger, thou know'st the size of my foot; as it is none of the biggest, so I thank God, it is handsome[Pg 41]Ìýenough; prithee, let me have a pair of shoes made, cork, good Roger, wooden heel too.

Hodge.ÌýYou shall.

Marg.ÌýArt thou acquainted with never a farthingale-maker, nor a French hood-maker? I must enlarge my bum, ha, ha! How shall I look in a hood, I wonder! Perdy,Ìýoddly, I think.

Hodge.ÌýAs a cat out of a pillory:very well, I warrant you, mistress.

Marg.ÌýIndeed, all flesh is grass; and, Roger, canst thou tell where I may buy a good hair?

Hodge.ÌýYes, forsooth, at the poulterer's in Gracious Street.

Marg.ÌýThou art an ungracious wag; perdy, I mean a false hair for my periwig.

Hodge.ÌýWhy, mistress, the next time I cut my beard, you shall have the shavings of it; but they are all true hairs.

Marg.ÌýIt is very hot, I must get me a fan or else a mask.

Hodge.ÌýSo you had need to hide your wicked face.

Marg.ÌýFie, upon it, how costly this world's calling is; perdy, but that it is one of the wonderful works of God, I would not deal with it. Is not Firk come yet? Hans, be not so sad, let it pass and vanish, as my husband's worship says.

Hans.ÌýIck bin vrolicke, lot see yow soo.

Hodge.ÌýMistress, will you drink a pipe of tobacco?

Marg.ÌýOh, fie upon it, Roger, perdy! These filthy tobacco-pipes are the most idle slavering baubles that ever I felt. Out upon it! God bless us, men look not like men that use them.

[Pg 42]

EnterÌýRalph,Ìýlame.

Roger.ÌýWhat, fellow Ralph? Mistress, look here, Jane's husband! Why, how now, lame? Hans, make much of him, he's a brother of our trade, a good workman, and a tall soldier.

Hans.ÌýYou be welcome, broder.

Marg.ÌýPerdy, I knew him not. How dost thou, good Ralph? I am glad to see thee well.

Ralph.ÌýI would to God you saw me, dame, as well
As when I went from London into France.

Marg.ÌýTrust me, I am sorry, Ralph, to see thee impotent. Lord, how the wars have made him sunburnt! The left leg is not well; 'twas a fair gift of God the infirmity took not hold a little higher, considering thou camest from France; but let that pass.

Ralph.ÌýI am glad to see you well, and I rejoice
To hear that God hath blest my master so
Since my departure.

Marg.ÌýYea, truly, Ralph, I thank my Maker; but let that pass.

Hodge.ÌýAnd, sirrah Ralph, what news, what news in France?

Ralph.ÌýTell me, good Roger, first, what news in England? How does my Jane? When didst thou see my wife?

Where lives my poor heart? She'll be poor indeed,
Now I want limbs to get whereon to feed.

Hodge.ÌýLimbs? Hast thou not hands, man? Thou shalt never see a shoemaker want bread, though he have but three fingers on a hand.

Ralph.ÌýYet all this while I hear not of my Jane.

Marg.ÌýO Ralph, your wife,---perdy, we know not what's become of her. She was here a while, and because she was married, grew more stately than became her; I checked her, and so forth; away she flung, never returned, nor said bye nor bah; and, Ralph, you know,[Pg 43]Ìý"ka me, ka thee."And so, as I tell ye------Roger, is not Firk come yet?

Hodge.ÌýNo, forsooth.

Marg.ÌýAnd so, indeed, we heard not of her, but I hear she lives in London; but let that pass. If she had wanted, she might have opened her case to me or my husband, or to any of my men; I am sure, there's not any of them, perdy, but would have done her good to his power. Hans, look if Firk be come.

Hans.ÌýYaw, ik sal, vro.Ìý[ExitÌýHans.

Marg.ÌýAnd so, as I said---but, Ralph, why dost thou weep? Thou knowest that naked we came out of our mother's womb, and naked we must return; and, therefore, thank God for all things.

Hodge.ÌýNo, faith, Jane is a stranger here; but, Ralph, pull up a good heart, I know thou hast one. Thy wife, man, is in London; one told me, he saw her a while ago very brave and neat; we'll ferret her out, an' London hold her.

Marg.ÌýAlas, poor soul, he's overcome with sorrow; he does but as I do, weep for the loss of any good thing. But, Ralph, get thee in, call for some meat and drink, thou shalt find me worshipful towards thee.

Ralph.ÌýI thank you, dame; since I want limbs and lands,
I'll trust to God, my good friends, and my hands.Ìý[Exit.

EnterÌýHansÌýandÌýFirkÌýrunning.

Firk.ÌýRun, good Hans! O Hodge, O mistress! Hodge, heave up thine ears; mistress, smug upÌýyour looks; on with your best apparel; my master is chosen, my master is called, nay, condemned by the cry of the country to be sheriff of the city for this famous year now to come. And time now being, a great many men in black gowns were asked for their voices and their hands[Pg 44]Ìýand my master had all their fists about his ears presently, and they cried 'Ay, ay, ay, ay,'---and so I cameÌýaway---

Wherefore without all other grieve
I do salute you, Mistress Shrieve.

Hans.ÌýYaw, my mester is de groot man, de shrieve.

Hodge.ÌýDid not I tell you, mistress? Now I may boldly say: Good-morrow to your worship.

Marg.ÌýGood-morrow, good Roger. I thank you, my good people all.---Firk, hold up thy hand: here's a threepenny piece for thy tidings.

Firk.Ìý'Tis but three-half-pence, I think. Yes, 'tis three-pence, I smell the rose.

Hodge.ÌýBut, mistress, be ruled by me, and do not speak so pulingly.

Firk.Ìý'Tis her worship speaks so, and not she. No, faith, mistress, speak me in the old key: 'To it, Firk,' 'there, good Firk,' 'ply your business, Hodge,' 'Hodge, with a full mouth,' 'I'll fill your bellies with good cheer, till they cry twang.'

EnterÌýEyreÌýwearing a gold chain.

Hans.ÌýSee, myn liever broder, heer compt my meester.

Marg.ÌýWelcome home, Master Shrieve; I pray God continue you in health and wealth.

Eyre.ÌýSee here, my Maggy, a chain, a gold chain for Simon Eyre. I shall make thee a lady; here's a French hood for thee; on with it, on with it! dress thy brows with this flap of a shoulder of mutton, to make thee look lovely. Where be my fine men? Roger, I'll make over my shop and tools to thee; Firk, thou shalt be the foreman; Hans, thou shalt have an hundred for twenty.ÌýBe as[Pg 45]Ìýmad knaves as your master Sim Eyre hath been, and you shall live to be Sheriffs of London.---How dost thou like me, Margery? Prince am I none, yet am I princely born. Firk, Hodge, and Hans!

All three.ÌýAy forsooth, what says your worship, Master Sheriff?

Eyre.ÌýWorship and honour, you Babylonian knaves, for the gentle craft. But I forgot myself, I am bidden by my lord mayor to dinner to Old Ford; he's gone before, I must after. Come, Madge, on with your trinkets! Now, my true Trojans, my fine Firk, my dapper Hodge, my honest Hans, some device, some odd crotchets, some morris, or such like, for the honour of the gentlemen shoemakers. Meet me at Old Ford, you know my mind. Come, Madge, away. Shut up the shop, knaves, and make holiday.Ìý[Exeunt.

Firk.ÌýO rare! O brave! Come, Hodge; follow me, Hans;
We'll be with them for a morris-dance.Ìý[Exeunt.

A Room at Old Ford.

Enter theÌýLord Mayor,Ìý¸é´Ç²õ±ð,ÌýEyre,ÌýMargeryÌýin a French hood,ÌýSybil,Ìýand otherÌýServants.

L. Mayor.ÌýTrust me, you are as welcome to Old Ford
As I myself.

Marg.ÌýTruly, I thank your lordship.

L. Mayor.ÌýWould our bad cheer were worth the thanks you give.

Eyre.ÌýGood cheer, my lord mayor, fine cheer! A fine house, fine walls, all fine and neat.

L. Mayor.ÌýNow, by my troth, I'll tell thee, Master Eyre,
It does me good, and all my brethren,
That such a madcap fellow as thyself
Is entered into our society.

[Pg 46]

Marg.ÌýAy, but, my lord, he must learn now to put on gravity.

Eyre.ÌýPeace, Maggy, a fig for gravity! When I go to Guildhall in my scarlet gown, I'll look as demurely as a saint, and speak as gravely as a justice of peace; but now I am here at Old Ford, at my good lord mayor's house, let it go by, vanish, Maggy, I'll be merry; away with flip-flap, these fooleries, these gulleries. What, honey? Prince am I none, yet am I princely born. What says my lord mayor?

L. Mayor.ÌýHa, ha, ha! I had rather than a thousand pound, I had an heart but half so light as yours.

Eyre.ÌýWhy, what should I do, my lord? A pound of care pays not a dram of debt. Hum, let's be merry, whiles we are young; old age, sack and sugar will steal upon us, ere we be aware.

The First Three-Men's Song.

O the month of May, the merry month of May,
So frolick, so gay, and so green, so green, so green!
O, and then did I unto my true love say:
"Sweet Peg, thou shalt be my summer's queen!

"Now the nightingale, the pretty nightingale,
The sweetest singer in all the forest's choir,
Entreats thee, sweet Peggy, to hear thy true love's tale;
Lo, yonder she sitteth, her breast against a brier.
[Pg 47]

"But O, I spy the cuckoo, the cuckoo, the cuckoo;
See where she sitteth: come away, my joy;
Come away, I prithee: I do not like the cuckoo
Should sing where my Peggy and I kiss and toy."

O the month of May, the merry month of May,
So frolick, so gay, and so green, so green, so green!
And then did I unto my true love say:
"Sweet Peg, thou shalt be my summer's queen!"

L. Mayor.ÌýIt's well done; Mistress Eyre, pray, give good counsel
To my daughter.

Marg.ÌýI hope, Mistress Rose will have the grace to take nothing that's bad.

L. Mayor.ÌýPray God she do; for i' faith, Mistress Eyre,
I would bestow upon that peevish girl
A thousand marks more than I mean to give her,
Upon condition she'd be ruled by me;
The ape still crosseth me. There came of late
A proper gentleman of fair revenues,
Whom gladly I would call son-in-law:
But my fine cockney would have none of him.
You'll prove a coxcomb for it, ere you die:
A courtier, or no man must please your eye.

Eyre.ÌýBe ruled, sweet Rose: th'art ripe for a man. Marry not with a boy that has no more hair on his face than thou hast on thy cheeks. A courtier, wash, go by, stand not upon pishery-pashery: those silken fellows are but painted images, outsides, outsides, Rose; their inner linings are torn. No, my fine mouse, marry me with a gentleman grocer like my lord mayor, your father; a grocer is a sweet trade: plums, plums. Had I a son or daughter should marry out of the generation and blood of the shoemakers, he should pack; what, the gentle trade is a living for a man through Europe, through the world.[Pg 48]Ìý[A noise within of a tabor and a pipe.

L. Mayor.ÌýWhat noise is this?

Eyre.ÌýO my lord mayor, a crew of good fellows that for love to your honour are come hither with a morris-dance. Come in, my Mesopotamians, cheerily.

EnterÌýHodge,ÌýHans,ÌýRalph,ÌýFirk,Ìýand otherÌýShoemakers, in a morris; after a little dancing theÌýLord MayorÌýspeaks.

L. Mayor.ÌýMaster Eyre, are all these shoemakers?

Eyre.ÌýAll cordwainers, my good lord mayor.

Rose.Ìý(Aside.) How like my Lacy looks yond' shoemaker!

Hans.Ìý(Aside.) O that I durst but speak unto my love!

L. Mayor.ÌýSybil, go fetch some wine to make these drink. You are all welcome.

All.ÌýWe thank your lordship.Ìý[RoseÌýtakes a cup of wine and goes toÌýHans.

Rose.ÌýFor his sake whose fair shape thou represent'st,
Good friend, I drink to thee.

Hans.ÌýIc bedancke, good frister.

Marg.ÌýI see, Mistress Rose, you do not want judgment; you have drunk to the properest man I keep.

Firk.ÌýHere be some have done their parts to be as proper as he.

L. Mayor.ÌýWell, urgent business calls me back to London:
Good fellows, first go in and taste our cheer;
And to make merry as you homeward go,
Spend these two angelsÌýin beer at Stratford-Bow.

Eyre.ÌýTo these two, my mad lads, Sim Eyre adds another; then cheerily, Firk; tickle it, Hans, and all for the honour of shoemakers.Ìý[All go dancing out.

L. Mayor.ÌýCome, Master Eyre, let's have your company.Ìý[Exeunt.

[Pg 49]

Rose.ÌýSybil, what shall I do?

Sybil.ÌýWhy, what's the matter?

Rose.ÌýThat Hans the shoemaker is my love Lacy,
Disguised in that attire to find me out.
How should I find the means to speak with him?

Sybil.ÌýWhat, mistress, never fear; I dare venture my maidenhead to nothing, and that's great odds, that Hans the Dutchman, when we come to London, shall not only see and speak with you, but in spite of all your father's policies steal you away and marry you. Will not this please you?

Rose.ÌýDo this, and ever be assured of my love.

Sybil.ÌýAway, then, and follow your father to London, lest your absence cause him to suspect something:

To morrow, if my counsel be obeyed,
I'll bind you prentice to the gentle trade.Ìý[Exeunt.

A Street in London.

JaneÌýin a Seamster's shop, working; enterÌýMasterÌýHammon,Ìýmuffled; he stands aloof.

Ham.ÌýYonder's the shop, and there my fair love sits.
She's fair and lovely, but she is not mine.
O, would she were! Thrice have I courted her,
Thrice hath my hand been moistened with her hand,
Whilst my poor famished eyes do feed on that
Which made them famish. I am unfortunate:
I still love one, yet nobody loves me.
I muse, in other men what women see,
That I so want! Fine Mistress Rose was coy,
And this too curious! Oh, no, she is chaste,
And for she thinks me wanton, she denies
To cheer my cold heart with her sunny eyes.
How prettily she works, oh pretty hand!
Oh happy work! It doth me good to stand
Unseen to see her. Thus I oft have stood
In frosty evenings, a light burning by her,
Enduring biting cold, only to eye her.
One only look hath seemed as rich to me
As a king's crown; such is love's lunacy.
[Pg 51]Muffled I'll pass along, and by that try
Whether she know me.

Jane.ÌýSir, what is't you buy?
What is't you lack, sir, calico, or lawn,
Fine cambric shirts, or bands, what will you buy?

Ham.Ìý(Aside.) That which thou wilt not sell. Faith, yet I'll try:
How do you sell this handkerchief?

Jane.ÌýGood cheap.

Ham.ÌýAnd how these ruffs?

Jane.ÌýCheap too.

Ham.ÌýAnd how this band?

Jane.ÌýCheap too.

Ham.ÌýAll cheap; how sell you then this hand?

Jane.ÌýMy hands are not to be sold.

Ham.ÌýTo be given then!
Nay, faith, I come to buy.

Jane.ÌýBut none knows when.

Ham.ÌýGood sweet, leave work a little while; let's play.

Jane.ÌýI cannot live by keeping holiday.

Ham.ÌýI'll pay you for the time which shall be lost.

Jane.ÌýWith me you shall not be at so much cost.

Ham.ÌýLook, how you wound this cloth, so you wound me.

Jane.ÌýIt may be so.

Ham.Ìý'Tis so.

Jane.ÌýWhat remedy?

Ham.ÌýNay, faith, you are too coy.

Jane.ÌýLet go my hand.

Ham.ÌýI will do any task at your command,
I would let go this beauty, were I not
In mind to disobey you by a power
That controls kings: I love you!

Jane.ÌýSo, now part.

Ham.ÌýWith hands I may, but never with my heart.
In faith, I love you.

Jane.ÌýI believe you do.

[Pg 52]

Ham.ÌýShall a true love in me breed hate in you?

Jane.ÌýI hate you not.

Ham.ÌýThen you must love?

Jane.ÌýI do.
What are you better now? I love not you.

Ham.ÌýAll this, I hope, is but a woman's fray,
That means: come to me, when she cries: away!
In earnest, mistress, I do not jest,
A true chaste love hath entered in my breast.
I love you dearly, as I love my life,
I love you as a husband loves a wife;
That, and no other love, my love requires,
Thy wealth, I know, is little; my desires
Thirst not for gold. Sweet, beauteous Jane, what's mine
Shall, if thou make myself thine, all be thine.
Say, judge, what is thy sentence, life or death?
Mercy or cruelty lies in thy breath.

Jane.ÌýGood sir, I do believe you love me well;
For 'tis a silly conquest, silly pride
For one like you---I mean a gentleman---
To boast that by his love-tricks he hath brought
Such and such women to his amorous lure;
I think you do not so, yet many do,
And make it even a very trade to woo.
I could be coy, as many women be,
Feed you with sunshine smiles and wanton looks,
But I detest witchcraft; say that I
Do constantly believe, you constant have------

Ham.ÌýWhy dost thou not believe me?

Jane.ÌýI believe you;
But yet, good sir, because I will not grieve you
With hopes to taste fruit which will never fall,
In simple truth this is the sum of all:
My husband lives, at least, I hope he lives.
Pressed was he to these bitter wars in France;
Bitter they are to me by wanting him.
I have but one heart, and that heart's his due.
[Pg 53]How can I then bestow the same on you?
Whilst he lives, his I live, be it ne'er so poor,
And rather be his wife than a king's whore.

Ham.ÌýChaste and dear woman, I will not abuse thee,
Although it cost my life, if thou refuse me.
Thy husband, pressed for France, what was his name?

Jane.ÌýRalph Damport.

Ham.ÌýDamport?---Here's a letter sent
From France to me, from a dear friend of mine,
A gentleman of place; here he doth write
Their names that have been slain in every fight.

Jane.ÌýI hope death's scroll contains not my love's name.

Ham.ÌýCannot you read?

Jane.ÌýI can.

Ham.ÌýPeruse the same.
To my remembrance such a name I read
Amongst the rest. See here.

Jane.ÌýAy me, he's dead!
He's dead! if this be true, my dear heart's slain!

Ham.ÌýHave patience, dear love.

Jane.ÌýHence, hence!

Ham.ÌýNay, sweet Jane,
Make not poor sorrow proud with these rich tears.
I mourn thy husband's death, because thou mourn'st.

Jane.ÌýThat bill is forged; 'tis signed by forgery.

Ham.ÌýI'll bring thee letters sent besides to many,
Carrying the like report: Jane, 'tis too true.
Come, weep not: mourning, though it rise from love,
Helps not the mourned, yet hurts them that mourn.

Jane.ÌýFor God's sake, leave me.

Ham.ÌýWhither dost thou turn?
Forget the dead, love them that are alive;
His love is faded, try how mine will thrive.

Jane.Ìý'Tis now no time for me to think on love.

Ham.Ìý'Tis now best time for you to think on love,
Because your love lives not.

[Pg 54]

Jane.ÌýThough he be dead,
My love to him shall not be buried;
For God's sake, leave me to myself alone.

Ham.Ìý'Twould kill my soul, to leave thee drowned in moan.
Answer me to my suit, and I am gone;
Say to me yea or no.

Jane.ÌýNo.

Ham.ÌýThen farewell!
One farewell will not serve, I come again;
Come, dry these wet cheeks; tell me, faith, sweet Jane,
Yea or no, once more.

Jane.ÌýOnce more I say: no;
Once more be gone, I pray; else will I go.

Ham.ÌýNay, then I will grow rude, by this white hand,
Until you change that cold "no"; here I'll stand
Till by your hard heart------

Jane.ÌýNay, for God's love, peace!
My sorrows by your presence more increase.
Not that you thus are present, but all grief
Desires to be alone; therefore in brief
Thus much I say, and saying bid adieu:
If ever I wed man, it shall be you.

Ham.ÌýO blessed voice! Dear Jane, I'll urge no more,
Thy breath hath made me rich.

Jane.ÌýDeath makes me poor.Ìý[Exeunt.

London: a Street beforeÌýHodge'sÌýShop.

Hodge,Ìýat his shop-board,ÌýRalph,ÌýFirk,ÌýHans,Ìýand aÌýBoyÌýat work.

All.ÌýHey, down a down, down derry.

Hodge.ÌýWell said, my hearts; ply your work to-day,[Pg 55]Ìýwe loitered yesterday; to it pell-mell, that we may live to be lord mayors, or aldermen at least.

Firk.ÌýHey, down a down, derry.

Hodge.ÌýWell said, i'faith! How say'st thou, Hans, doth not Firk tickle it?

Hans.ÌýYaw, mester.

Firk.ÌýNot so neither, my organ-pipe squeaks this morning for want of liquoring. Hey, down a down, derry!

Hans.ÌýForward, Firk, tow best un jolly yongster. Hort, I, mester, ic bid yo, cut me un pair vampres vor Mester Jeffre's boots.

Hodge.ÌýThou shalt, Hans.

Firk.ÌýMaster!

Hodge.ÌýHow now, boy?

Firk.ÌýPray, now you are in the cutting vein, cut me out a pair of counterfeits,or else my work will not pass current; hey, down a down!

Hodge.ÌýTell me, sirs, are my cousin Mrs. Priscilla's shoes done?

Firk.ÌýYour cousin? No, master; one of your aunts, hang her; let them alone.

Ralph.ÌýI am in hand with them; she gave charge that none but I should do them for her.

Firk.ÌýThou do for her? then 'twill be a lame doing, and that she loves not. Ralph, thou might'st have sent her to me, in faith, I would have yearked and firked your Priscilla. Hey, down a down, derry. This gear will not hold.

Hodge.ÌýHow say'st thou, Firk, were we not merry at Old Ford?

Firk.ÌýHow, merry? why, our buttocks went jiggy-joggy like a quagmire. Well, Sir Roger Oatmeal, if I thought[Pg 56]Ìýall meal of that nature, I would eat nothing but bagpuddings.

Ralph.ÌýOf all good fortunes my fellow Hans had the best.

Firk.Ìý'Tis true, because Mistress Rose drank to him.

Hodge.ÌýWell, well, work apace. They say, seven of the aldermen be dead, or very sick.

Firk.ÌýI care not, I'll be none.

Ralph.ÌýNo, nor I; but then my Master Eyre will come quickly to be lord mayor.

EnterÌý³§²â²ú¾±±ô.

Firk.ÌýWhoop, yonder comes Sybil.

Hodge.ÌýSybil, welcome, i'faith; and how dost thou, mad wench?

Firk.ÌýSyb-whore, welcome to London.

Sybil.ÌýGodamercy, sweet Firk; good lord, Hodge, what a delicious shop you have got! You tickle it, i'faith.

Ralph.ÌýGodamercy, Sybil, for our good cheer at Old Ford.

Sybil.ÌýThat you shall have, Ralph.

Firk.ÌýNay, by the mass, we had tickling cheer, Sybil; and how the plague dost thou and Mistress Rose and my lord mayor? I put the women in first.

Sybil.ÌýWell, Godamercy; but God's me, I forget myself, where's Hans the Fleming?

Firk.ÌýHark, butter-box, now you must yelp out someÌýspreken.

Hans.ÌýWat begaie you? Vat vod you, Frister?

Sybil.ÌýMarry, you must come to my young mistress, to pull on her shoes you made last.

Hans.ÌýVare ben your egle fro, vare ben your mistris?

Sybil.ÌýMarry, here at our London house in Cornhill.

Firk.ÌýWill nobody serve her turn but Hans?

Sybil.ÌýNo, sir. Come, Hans, I stand upon needles.

[Pg 57]

Hodge.ÌýWhy then, Sybil, take heed of pricking.

Sybil.ÌýFor that let me alone. I have a trick in my budget. Come, Hans.

Hans.ÌýYaw, yaw, ic sall meete yo gane.Ìý[ExitÌýHansÌýandÌý³§²â²ú¾±±ô.

Hodge.ÌýGo, Hans, make haste again. Come, who lacks work?

Firk.ÌýI, master, for I lack my breakfast; 'tis munching-time, and past.

Hodge.ÌýIs't so? why, then leave work, Ralph. To breakfast! Boy, look to the tools. Come, Ralph; come, Firk.Ìý[Exeunt.

The Same.

Enter aÌýServing-man.

Serv.ÌýLet me see now, the sign of the Last in Tower Street. Mass, yonder's the house. What, haw! Who's within?

EnterÌýRalph.

Ralph.ÌýWho calls there? What want you, sir?

Serv.ÌýMarry, I would have a pair of shoes made for a gentlewoman against to-morrow morning. What, can you do them?

Ralph.ÌýYes, sir, you shall have them. But what length's her foot?

Serv.ÌýWhy, you must make them in all parts like this shoe; but, at any hand, fail not to do them, for the gentlewoman is to be married very early in the morning.

Ralph.ÌýHow? by this shoe must it be made? by this? Are you sure, sir, by this?

Serv.ÌýHow, by this? Am I sure, by this? Art thou in thy wits? I tell thee, I must have a pair of shoes[Pg 58]Ìýdost thou mark me? a pair of shoes, two shoes, made by this very shoe, this same shoe, against to-morrow morning by four a clock. Dost understand me? Canst thou do't?

Ralph.ÌýYes, sir, yes---I---I---I can do't. By this shoe, you say? I should know this shoe. Yes, sir, yes, by this shoe, I can do't. Four a clock, well. Whither shall I bring them?

Serv.ÌýTo the sign of the Golden Ball in Watling Street; enquire for one Master Hammon, a gentleman, my master.

Ralph.ÌýYea, sir; by this shoe, you say?

Serv.ÌýI say, Master Hammon at the Golden Ball; he's the bridegroom, and those shoes are for his bride.

Ralph.ÌýThey shall be done by this shoe; well, well, Master Hammon at the Golden Shoe---I would say, the Golden Ball; very well, very well. But I pray you, sir, where must Master Hammon be married?

Serv.ÌýAt Saint Faith's Church, under Paul's.ÌýBut what's that to thee? Prithee, dispatch those shoes, and so farewell.Ìý[Exit.

Ralph.ÌýBy this shoe, said he. How am I amazed
At this strange accident! Upon my life,
This was the very shoe I gave my wife,
When I was pressed for France; since when, alas!
I never could hear of her: it is the same,
And Hammon's bride no other but my Jane.

EnterÌý¹ó¾±°ù°ì.

Firk.Ìý'Snails,ÌýRalph, thou hast lost thy part of three pots, a countryman of mine gave me to breakfast.

Ralph.ÌýI care not; I have found a better thing.

Firk.ÌýA thing? away! Is it a man's thing, or a woman's thing?

[Pg 59]

Ralph.ÌýFirk, dost thou know this shoe?

Firk.ÌýNo, by my troth; neither doth that know me! I have no acquaintance with it, 'tis a mere stranger to me.

Ralph.ÌýWhy, then I do; this shoe, I durst be sworn,
Once covered the instep of my Jane.
This is her size, her breadth, thus trod my love;
These true-love knots I pricked; I hold my life,
By this old shoe I shall find out my wife.

Firk.ÌýHa, ha! Old shoe, that wert new! How a murrain came this ague-fit of foolishness upon thee?

Ralph.ÌýThus, Firk: even now here came a serving-man;
By this shoe would he have a new pair made
Against to-morrow morning for his mistress,
That's to be married to a gentleman.
And why may not this be my sweet Jane?

Firk.ÌýAnd why may'st not thou be my sweet ass? Ha, ha!

Ralph.ÌýWell, laugh and spare not! But the truth is this:
Against to-morrow morning I'll provide
A lusty crew of honest shoemakers,
To watch the going of the bride to church.
If she prove Jane, I'll take her in despite
From Hammon and the devil, were he by.
If it be not my Jane, what remedy?
Hereof I am sure, I shall live till I die,
Although I never with a woman lie.Ìý[Exit.

Firk.ÌýThou lie with a woman to build nothing but Cripple-gates! Well, God sends fools fortune, and it may be, he may light upon his matrimony by such a device; for wedding and hanging goes by destiny.Ìý[Exit.

London: a Room in theÌýLord Mayor'sÌýHouse.

EnterÌýHansÌýandÌý¸é´Ç²õ±ð,Ìýarm in arm.

Hans.ÌýHow happy am I by embracing thee!
Oh, I did fear such cross mishaps did reign,
That I should never see my Rose again.

Rose.ÌýSweet Lacy, since fair opportunity
Offers herself to further our escape,
Let not too over-fond esteem of me
Hinder that happy hour. Invent the means,
And Rose will follow thee through all the world.

Hans.ÌýOh, how I surfeit with excess of joy,
Made happy by thy rich perfection!
But since thou pay'st sweet interest to my hopes,
Redoubling love on love, let me once more
Like to a bold-faced debtor crave of thee,
This night to steal abroad, and at Eyre's house,
Who now by death of certain aldermen
Is mayor of London, and my master once,
Meet thou thy Lacy, where in spite of change,
Your father's anger, and mine uncle's hate,
Our happy nuptials will we consummate.

EnterÌý³§²â²ú¾±±ô.

Sybil.ÌýOh God, what will you do, mistress? Shift for yourself, your father is at hand! He's coming, he's coming! Master Lacy, hide yourself in my mistress! For God's sake, shift for yourselves!

Hans.ÌýYour hither come, sweet Rose---what shall I do? Where shall I hide me? How shall I escape?

Rose.ÌýA man, and want wit in extremity? Come, come, be Hans still, play the shoemaker, Pull on my shoe.

Enter theÌýLord Mayor.

Hans.ÌýMass, and that's well remembered.

[Pg 61]

Sybil.ÌýHere comes your father.

Hans.ÌýForware, metresse, 'tis un good skow, it sal vel dute, or ye sal neit betallen.

Rose.ÌýOh God, it pincheth me; what will you do?

Hans.Ìý(Aside.) Your father's presence pincheth, not the shoe.

L. Mayor.ÌýWell done; fit my daughter well, and she shall please thee well.

Hans.ÌýYaw, yaw, ick weit dat well; forware, 'tis un good skoo, 'tis gimait van neits leither; se euer, mine here.

Enter aÌýPrentice.

L. Mayor.ÌýI do believe it.---What's the news with you?

Prentice.ÌýPlease you, the Earl of Lincoln at the gate
Is newly 'lighted, and would speak with you.

L. Mayor.ÌýThe Earl of Lincoln come to speak with me?
Well, well, I know his errand. Daughter Rose,
Send hence your shoemaker, dispatch, have done!
Syb, make things handsome! Sir boy, follow me.Ìý[Exit.

Hans.ÌýMine uncle come! Oh, what may this portend?
Sweet Rose, this of our love threatens an end.

Rose.ÌýBe not dismayed at this; whate'er befall,
Rose is thine own. To witness I speak truth,
Where thou appoint'st the place, I'll meet with thee.
I will not fix a day to follow thee,
But presently steal hence. Do not reply:
Love which gave strength to bear my father's hate,
Shall now add wings to further our escape.Ìý[Exeunt.

Another Room in the same House.

Enter theÌýLord MayorÌýand theÌýEarl of Lincoln.

L. Mayor.ÌýBelieve me, on my credit, I speak truth:
Since first your nephew Lacy went to France,
I have not seen him. It seemed strange to me,
When Dodger told me that he stayed behind,
Neglecting the high charge the king imposed.

Lincoln.ÌýTrust me, Sir Roger Oateley, I did think
Your counsel had given head to this attempt,
Drawn to it by the love he bears your child.
Here I did hope to find him in your house;
But now I see mine error, and confess,
My judgment wronged you by conceiving so.

L. Mayor.ÌýLodge in my house, say you? Trust me, my lord,
I love your nephew Lacy too too dearly,
So much to wrong his honour; and he hath done so,
That first gave him advice to stay from France.
To witness I speak truth, I let you know,
How careful I have been to keep my daughter
Free from all conference or speech of him;
Not that I scorn your nephew, but in love
I bear your honour, lest your noble blood
Should by my mean worth be dishonoured.

Lincoln.Ìý[Aside.] How far the churl's tongue wanders from his heart!
Well, well, Sir Roger Oateley, I believe you,
With more than many thanks for the kind love,
So much you seem to bear me. But, my lord,
Let me request your help to seek my nephew,
Whom if I find, I'll straight embark for France.
So shall your Rose be free, my thoughts at rest,
And much care die which now lies in my breast.

[Pg 63]

EnterÌý³§²â²ú¾±±ô.

Sybil.ÌýOh Lord! Help, for God's sake! my mistress; oh, my young mistress!

L. Mayor.ÌýWhere is thy mistress? What's become of her?

Sybil.ÌýShe's gone, she's fled!

L. Mayor.ÌýGone! Whither is she fled?

Sybil.ÌýI know not, forsooth; she's fled out of doors with Hans the shoemaker; I saw them scud, scud, scud, apace, apace!

L. Mayor.ÌýWhich way? What, John! Where be my men? Which way?

Sybil.ÌýI know not, an it please your worship.

L. Mayor.ÌýFled with a shoemaker? Can this be true?

Sybil.ÌýOh Lord, sir, as true as God's in Heaven.

Lincoln.ÌýHer love turned shoemaker? I am glad of this.

L. Mayor.ÌýA Fleming butter-box, a shoemaker!
Will she forget her birth, requite my care
With such ingratitude? Scorned she young Hammon
To love a honniken,Ìýa needy knave?
Well, let her fly, I'll not fly after her,
Let her starve, if she will; she's none of mine.

Lincoln.ÌýBe not so cruel, sir.

EnterÌýFirkÌýwith shoes.

Sybil.ÌýI am glad, she's 'scaped.

L. Mayor.ÌýI'll not account of her as of my child.
Was there no better object for her eyes
But a foul drunken lubber, swill-belly,
A shoemaker? That's brave!

Firk.ÌýYea, forsooth; 'tis a very brave shoe, and as fit as a pudding.

L. Mayor.ÌýHow now, what knave is this? From whence comest thou?

[Pg 64]

Firk.ÌýNo knave, sir. I am Firk the shoemaker, lusty Roger's chief lusty journeyman, and I have come hither to take up the pretty leg of sweet Mistress Rose, and thus hoping your worship is in as good health, as I was at the making hereof, I bid you farewell, yours, Firk.

L. Mayor.ÌýStay, stay, Sir Knave!

Lincoln.ÌýCome hither, shoemaker!

Firk.Ìý'Tis happy the knave is put before the shoemaker, or else I would not have vouchsafed to come back to you. I am moved, for I stir.

L. Mayor.ÌýMy lord, this villain calls us knaves by craft.

Firk.ÌýThen 'tis by the gentle craft, and to call one knave gently, is no harm. Sit your worship merry! Syb, your young mistress---I'll so bob them, now my Master Eyre is lord mayor of London.

L. Mayor.ÌýTell me, sirrah, who's man are you?

Firk.ÌýI am glad to see your worship so merry. I have no maw to this gear, no stomach as yet to a red petticoat.Ìý[Pointing toÌý³§²â²ú¾±±ô.

Lincoln.ÌýHe means not, sir, to woo you to his maid,
But only doth demand who's man you are.

Firk.ÌýI sing now to the tune of Rogero. Roger, my fellow, is now my master.

Lincoln.ÌýSirrah, know'st thou one Hans, a shoemaker?

Firk.ÌýHans, shoemaker? Oh yes, stay, yes, I have him. I tell you what, I speak it in secret: Mistress Rose and he are by this time---no, not so, but shortly are to come over one another with "Can you dance the shaking of the sheets?" It is that Hans---(Aside.) I'll so gull these diggers!

L. Mayor.ÌýKnow'st thou, then, where he is?

Firk.ÌýYes, forsooth; yea, marry!

Lincoln.ÌýCanst thou, in sadness------

[Pg 65]

Firk.ÌýNo, forsooth; no, marry!

L. Mayor.ÌýTell me, good honest fellow, where he is,
And thou shalt see what I'll bestow on thee.

Firk.ÌýHonest fellow? No, sir; not so, sir; my profession is the gentle craft; I care not for seeing, I love feeling; let me feel it here;Ìýaurium tenus, ten pieces of gold;Ìýgenuum tenus, ten pieces of silver; and then Firk is your man in a new pair of stretchers.

L. Mayor.ÌýHere is an angel, part of thy reward,
Which I will give thee; tell me where he is.

Firk.ÌýNo point! Shall I betray my brother? no! Shall I prove Judas to Hans? no! Shall I cry treason to my corporation? no, I shall be firked and yerked then. But give me your angel; your angel shall tell you.

Lincoln.ÌýDo so, good fellow; 'tis no hurt to thee.

Firk.ÌýSend simpering Syb away.

L. Mayor.ÌýHuswife, get you in.Ìý[ExitÌý³§²â²ú¾±±ô.

Firk.ÌýPitchers have ears, and maids have wide mouths; but for Hans Prauns, upon my word, to-morrow morning he and young Mistress Rose go to this gear, they shall be married together, by this rush, or else turn Firk to a firkin of butter, to tan leather withal.

L. Mayor.ÌýBut art thou sure of this?

Firk.ÌýAm I sure that Paul's steeple is a handful higher than London Stone,Ìýleaks nothing but pure Mother Bunch? Am I sure I am lusty Firk? God's nails, do you think I am so base to gull you?

Lincoln.ÌýWhere are they married? Dost thou know the church.

Firk.ÌýI never go to church, but I know the name of it; it is a swearing church---stay a while, 'tis---ay, by the mass, no, no,---'tis---ay, by my troth, no, nor that; 'tis---ay,[Pg 66]Ìýby my faith, that, that, 'tis, ay, by my Faith's Church under Paul's Cross. There they shall be knit like a pair of stockings in matrimony; there they'll be inconie.

Lincoln.ÌýUpon my life, my nephew Lacy walks
In the disguise of this Dutch shoemaker.

Firk.ÌýYes, forsooth.

Lincoln.ÌýDoth he not, honest fellow?

Firk.ÌýNo, forsooth; I think Hans is nobody but
Hans, no spirit.

L. Mayor.ÌýMy mind misgives me now, 'tis so, indeed.

Lincoln.ÌýMy cousin speaks the language, knows the trade.

L. Mayor.ÌýLet me request your company, my lord;
Your honourable presence may, no doubt,
Refrain their headstrong rashness, when myself
Going alone perchance may be o'erborne.
Shall I request this favour?

Lincoln.ÌýThis, or what else.

Firk.ÌýThen you must rise betimes, for they mean to fall to their hey-pass and repass, pindy-pandy, which hand will you have,Ìývery early.

L. Mayor.ÌýMy care shall every way equal their haste.
This night accept your lodging in my house,
The earlier shall we stir, and at Saint Faith's
Prevent this giddy hare-brained nuptial.
This traffic of hot love shall yield cold gains:
They ban our loves, and we'll forbid their banns.Ìý[Exit.

Lincoln.ÌýAt Saint Faith's Church thou say'st?

Firk.ÌýYes, by their troth.

Lincoln.ÌýBe secret, on thy life.Ìý[Exit.

Firk.ÌýYes, when I kiss your wife! Ha, ha, here's no craft in the gentle craft. I came hither of purpose with[Pg 67]Ìýshoes to Sir Roger's worship, whilst Rose, his daughter, be cony-catched by Hans. Soft now; these two gulls will be at Saint Faith's Church to-morrow morning, to take Master Bridegroom and Mistress Bride napping, and they, in the mean time, shall chop up the matter at the Savoy. But the best sport is, Sir Roger Oateley will find my fellow lame Ralph's wife going to marry a gentleman, and then he'll stop her instead of his daughter. Oh brave! there will be fine tickling sport. Soft now, what have I to do? Oh, I know; now a mess of shoemakers meet at the Woolsack in Ivy Lane, to cozen my gentleman of lame Ralph's wife, that's true.

Alack, alack!
Girls, hold out tack!
For now smocks for this jumbling
Shall go to wrack.Ìý[Exit.

A Room inÌý·¡²â°ù±ð'²õÌýHouse.

EnterÌý·¡²â°ù±ð,ÌýMargery,ÌýHans,ÌýandÌýRose.

Eyre.ÌýThis is the morning, then; stay, my bully, my honest Hans, is it not?

Hans.ÌýThis is the morning that must make us two happy or miserable; therefore, if you------

Eyre.ÌýAway with these ifs and ands, Hans, and these et caeteras! By mine honour, Rowland Lacy, none but the king shall wrong thee. Come, fear nothing, am not I Sim Eyre? Is not Sim Eyre lord mayor of London? Fear nothing, Rose: let them all say what they can; dainty, come thou to me---laughest thou?

Marg.ÌýGood my lord, stand her friend in what thing you may.

Eyre.ÌýWhy, my sweet Lady Madgy, think you Simon Eyre can forget his fine Dutch journeyman? No, vah! Fie, I scorn it, it shall never be cast in my teeth, that I was unthankful. Lady Madgy, thou had'st never covered thy Saracen's head with this French flap, nor loaden thy bum with this farthingale, ('tis trash, trumpery, vanity); Simon Eyre had never walked in a red petticoat, nor wore a chain of gold, but for my fine journeyman's Portuguese.---And shall I leave him? No! Prince am I none, yet bear a princely mind.

Hans.ÌýMy lord, 'tis time for us to part from hence.

[Pg 69]

Eyre.ÌýLady Madgy, Lady Madgy, take two or three of my pie crust-eaters, my buff-jerkin varlets, that do walk in black gowns at Simon Eyre's heels; take them, good Lady Madgy; trip and go, my brown queen of periwigs, with my delicate Rose and my jolly Rowland to the Savoy; see them linked, countenance the marriage; and when it is done, cling, cling together, you Hamborow turtle-doves. I'll bear you out, come to Simon Eyre; come, dwell with me, Hans, thou shalt eat minced-pies and marchpane. Rose, away, cricket; trip and go, my Lady Madgy, to the Savoy; Hans, wed, and to bed; kiss, and away! Go, vanish!

Marg.ÌýFarewell, my lord.

Rose.ÌýMake haste, sweet love.

Marg.ÌýShe'd fain the deed were done.

Hans.ÌýCome, my sweet Rose; faster than deer we'll run.Ìý[ExeuntÌýHans,Ìý¸é´Ç²õ±ð,ÌýandÌý²Ñ²¹°ù²µ±ð°ù²â.

Eyre.ÌýGo, vanish, vanish! Avaunt, I say! By the Lord of Ludgate, it's a mad life to be a lord mayor; it's a stirring life, a fine life, a velvet life, a careful life. Well, Simon Eyre, yet set a good face on it, in the honour of Saint Hugh. Soft, the king this day comes to dine with me, to see my new buildings; his majesty is welcome, he shall have good cheer, delicate cheer, princely cheer. This day, my fellow prentices of London come to dine with me too, they shall have fine cheer, gentlemanlike cheer. I promised the mad Cappadocians, when we all served at the Conduit together, that if ever I came to be mayor of London, I would feast them all, and I'll do't, I'll do't, by the life of Pharaoh; by this beard, Sim Eyre will be no flincher. Besides, I have procured that upon every Shrove-Tuesday, at the sound of the pancake bell, my fine dapper Assyrian lads shall clap up their shop windows, and away. This is the day, and this day they shall do't, they shall do't.

[Pg 70]

Boys, that day are you free, let masters care,
And prentices shall pray for Simon Eyre.Ìý[Exit.

A Street near St. Faith's Church.

EnterÌýHodge,ÌýFirk,ÌýRalph,Ìýand five or sixÌýShoemakers, all with cudgels or such weapons.

Hodge.ÌýCome, Ralph; stand to it, Firk. My masters, as we are the brave bloods of the shoemakers, heirs apparent to Saint Hugh, and perpetual benefactors to all good fellows, thou shalt have no wrong; were Hammon a king of spades, he should not delve in thy close without thy sufferance. But tell me, Ralph, art thou sure 'tis thy wife?

Ralph.ÌýAm I sure this is Firk? This morning, when I stroked[[99]]Ìýon her shoes, I looked upon her, and she upon me, and sighed, asked me if ever I knew one Ralph. Yes, said I. For his sake, said she---tears standing in her eyes---and for thou art somewhat like him, spend this piece of gold. I took it; my lame leg and my travel beyond sea made me unknown. All is one for that: I know she's mine.

Firk.ÌýDid she give thee this gold? O glorious glittering gold! She's thine own, 'tis thy wife, and she loves thee; for I'll stand to't, there's no woman will give gold to any man, but she thinks better of him, than she thinks of them she gives silver to. And for Hammon, neither Hammon nor hangman shall wrong thee in London. Is not our old master Eyre, lord mayor? Speak, my hearts.

All.ÌýYes, and Hammon shall know it to his cost.

EnterÌýHammon,ÌýhisÌýServing-man,ÌýJaneÌýandÌýOthers.

Hodge.ÌýPeace, my bullies; yonder they come.

Ralph.ÌýStand to't, my hearts. Firk, let me speak first.

[Pg 71]

Hodge.ÌýNo, Ralph, let me.---Hammon, whither away so early?

Ham.ÌýUnmannerly, rude slave, what's that to thee?

Firk.ÌýTo him, sir? Yes, sir, and to me, and others. Good-morrow, Jane, how dost thou? Good Lord, how the world is changed with you! God be thanked!

Ham.ÌýVillains, hands off! How dare you touch my love?

All.ÌýVillains? Down with them! Cry clubs for prentices!

Hodge.ÌýHold, my hearts! Touch her, Hammon? Yea, and more than that: we'll carry her away with us. My masters and gentlemen, never draw your bird-spits; shoemakers are steel to the back, men every inch of them, all spirit.

Those of Hammon's side.ÌýWell, and what of all this?

Hodge.ÌýI'll show you.---Jane, dost thou know this man? 'Tis Ralph, I can tell thee; nay, 'tis he in faith, though he be lamed by the wars. Yet look not strange, but run to him, fold him about the neck and kiss him.

Jane.ÌýLives then my husband? Oh God, let me go,
Let me embrace my Ralph.

Ham.ÌýWhat means my Jane?

Jane.ÌýNay, what meant you, to tell me, he was slain?

Ham.ÌýPardon me, dear love, for being misled.
(ToÌýRalph.) 'Twas rumoured here in London, thou wert dead.

Firk.ÌýThou seest he lives. Lass, go, pack home with him. Now, Master Hammon, where's your mistress, your wife?

Serv.Ìý'Swounds, master, fight for her! Will you thus lose her?

All.ÌýDown with that creature! Clubs! Down with him!

Hodge.ÌýHold, hold!

[Pg 72]

Ham.ÌýHold, fool! Sirs, he shall do no wrong.
Will my Jane leave me thus, and break her faith?

Firk.ÌýYea, sir! She must, sir! She shall, sir! What then? Mend it!

Hodge.ÌýHark, fellow Ralph, follow my counsel: set the wench in the midst, and let her choose her man, and let her be his woman.

Jane.ÌýWhom should I choose? Whom should my thoughts affect
But him whom Heaven hath made to be my love?
Thou art my husband, and these humble weeds
Makes thee more beautiful than all his wealth.
Therefore, I will but put off his attire,
Returning it into the owner's hand,
And after ever be thy constant wife.

Hodge.ÌýNot a rag, Jane! The law's on our side; he that sows in another man's ground, forfeits his harvest. Get thee home, Ralph; follow him, Jane; he shall not have so much as a busk-pointÌýfrom thee.

Firk.ÌýStand to that, Ralph; the appurtenances are thine own. Hammon, look not at her!

Serv.ÌýO, swounds, no!

Firk.ÌýBlue coat, be quiet, we'll give you a new livery else; we'll make Shrove Tuesday Saint George's Day for you. Look not, Hammon, leer not! I'll firk you! For thy head now, one glance, one sheep's eye, anything, at her! Touch not a rag, lest I and my brethren beat you to clouts.

Serv.ÌýCome, Master Hammon, there's no striving here.

Ham.ÌýGood fellows, hear me speak; and, honest Ralph,
Whom I have injured most by loving Jane,
Mark what I offer thee: here in fair gold
Is twenty pound, I'll give it for thy Jane;
If this content thee not, thou shall have more.

Hodge.ÌýSell not thy wife, Ralph; make her not a whore.

[Pg 73]

Ham.ÌýSay, wilt thou freely cease thy claim in her,
And let her be my wife?

All.ÌýNo, do not, Ralph.

Ralph.ÌýSirrah Hammon, Hammon, dost thou think a shoemaker is so base to be a bawd to his own wife for commodity? Take thy gold, choke with it! Were I not lame, I would make thee eat thy words.

Firk.ÌýA shoemaker sell his flesh and blood? Oh indignity!

Hodge.ÌýSirrah, take up your pelf, and be packing.

Ham.ÌýI will not touch one penny, but in lieu
Of that great wrong I offered thy Jane,
To Jane and thee I give that twenty pound.
Since I have failed of her, during my life,
I vow, no woman else shall be my wife.
Farewell, good fellows of the gentle trade:
Your morning mirth my mourning day hath made.Ìý[Exit.

Firk.Ìý(To theÌýServing-man.) Touch the gold, creature, if you dare! Y'are best be trudging. Here, Jane, take thou it. Now let's home, my hearts.

Hodge.ÌýStay! Who comes here? Jane, on again with thy mask!

Enter theÌýEarl of Lincoln,ÌýtheÌýLord MayorÌýandÌýServants.

Lincoln.ÌýYonder's the lying varlet mocked us so.

L. Mayor.ÌýCome hither, sirrah!

Firk.ÌýI, sir? I am sirrah? You mean me, do you not?

Lincoln.ÌýWhere is my nephew married?

Firk.ÌýIs he married? God give him joy, I am glad of it. They have a fair day, and the sign is in a good planet, Mars in Venus.

L. Mayor.ÌýVillain, thou toldst me that my daughter Rose
This morning should be married at Saint Faith's;
We have watched there these three hours at the least,
Yet see we no such thing.

[Pg 74]

Firk.ÌýTruly, I am sorry for't; a bride's a pretty thing.

Hodge.ÌýCome to the purpose. Yonder's the bride and bridegroom you look for, I hope. Though you be lords, you are not to bar by your authority men from women, are you?

L. Mayor.ÌýSee, see, my daughter's masked.

Lincoln.ÌýTrue, and my nephew,
To hide his guilt, counterfeits him lame.

Firk.ÌýYea, truly; God help the poor couple, they are lame and blind.

L. Mayor.ÌýI'll ease her blindness.

Lincoln.ÌýI'll his lameness cure.

Firk.ÌýLie down, sirs, and laugh! My fellow Ralph is taken for Rowland Lacy, and Jane for Mistress Damask Rose. This is all my knavery.

L. Mayor.ÌýWhat, have I found you, minion?

Lincoln.ÌýO base wretch
Nay, hide thy face, the horror of thy guilt
Can hardly be washed off. Where are thy powers?
What battles have you made? O yes, I see,
Thou fought'st with Shame, and Shame hath conquered thee.
This lameness will not serve.

L. Mayor.ÌýUnmask yourself.

Lincoln.ÌýLead home your daughter.

L. Mayor.ÌýTake your nephew hence.

Ralph.ÌýHence! Swounds, what mean you? Are you mad? I hope you cannot enforce my wife from me. Where's Hammon?

L. Mayor.ÌýYour wife?

Lincoln.ÌýWhat, Hammon?

Ralph.ÌýYea, my wife; and, therefore, the proudest of you that lays hands on her first, I'll lay my crutch 'cross his pate.

Firk.ÌýTo him, lame Ralph! Here's brave sport!

Ralph.ÌýRose call you her? Why, her name is Jane. Look here else; do you know her now?[Pg 75]Ìý[UnmaskingÌýJane.

Lincoln.ÌýIs this your daughter?

L. Mayor.ÌýNo, nor this your nephew.
My Lord of Lincoln, we are both abused
By this base, crafty varlet.

Firk.ÌýYea, forsooth, no varlet; forsooth, no base; forsooth, I am but mean; no crafty neither, but of the gentle craft.

L. Mayor.ÌýWhere is my daughter Rose? Where is my child?

Lincoln.ÌýWhere is my nephew Lacy married?

Firk.ÌýWhy, here is good laced mutton, as I promised you.

Lincoln.ÌýVillain, I'll have thee punished for this wrong.

Firk.ÌýPunish the journeyman villain, but not the journeyman shoemaker.

EnterÌý¶Ù´Ç»å²µ±ð°ù.

Dodger.ÌýMy lord, I come to bring unwelcome news.
Your nephew Lacy and your daughter Rose
Early this morning wedded at the Savoy,
None being present but the lady mayoress.
Besides, I learnt among the officers,
The lord mayor vows to stand in their defence
'Gainst any that shall seek to cross the match.

Lincoln.ÌýDares Eyre the shoemaker uphold the deed?

Firk.ÌýYes, sir, shoemakers dare stand in a woman's quarrel, I warrant you, as deep as another, and deeper too.

Dodger.ÌýBesides, his grace to-day dines with the mayor;
Who on his knees humbly intends to fall
And beg a pardon for your nephew's fault.

Lincoln.ÌýBut I'll prevent him! Come, Sir Roger Oateley;
The king will do us justice in this cause.
Howe'er their hands have made them man and wife,
I will disjoin the match, or lose my life.Ìý[Exeunt.

[Pg 76]

Firk.ÌýAdieu, Monsieur Dodger! Farewell, fools! Ha, ha! Oh, if they had stayed, I would have so lambedÌýthem with flouts! O heart, my codpiece-point is ready to fly in pieces every time I think upon Mistress Rose; but let that pass, as my lady mayoress says.

Hodge.ÌýThis matter is answered. Come, Ralph; home with thy wife. Come, my fine shoemakers, let's to our master's, the new lord mayor, and there swagger this Shrove-Tuesday. I'll promise you wine enough, for Madge keeps the cellar.

All.ÌýO rare! Madge is a good wench.

Firk.ÌýAnd I'll promise you meat enough, for simp'ring Susan keeps the larder. I'll lead you to victuals, my brave soldiers; follow your captain. O brave! Hark, hark!Ìý[Bell rings.

All.ÌýThe pancake-bell rings, the pancake-bell! Tri-lill, my hearts!

Firk.ÌýOh brave! Oh sweet bell! O delicate pancakes! Open the doors, my hearts, and shut up the windows! keep in the house, let out the pancakes! Oh rare, my hearts! Let's march together for the honour of Saint Hugh to the great new hallÌýin Gracious Street-corner, which our master, the new lord mayor, hath built.

Ralph.ÌýO the crew of good fellows that will dine at my lord mayor's cost to-day!

Hodge.ÌýBy the Lord, my lord mayor is a most brave man. How shall prentices be bound to pray for him and the honour of the gentlemen shoemakers! Let's feed and be fat with my lord's bounty.

Firk.ÌýO musical bell, still! O Hodge, O my brethren! There's cheer for the heavens: venison-pasties walk up and down piping hot, like sergeants; beef and brewessÌýcomes marching in dry-vats,Ìýfritters and pancakes comes[Pg 77]Ìýtrowling in in wheel-barrows; hens and oranges hopping in porters'-baskets, collops and eggs in scuttles, and tarts and custards comes quavering in in malt-shovels.

Enter moreÌýPrentices.

All.ÌýWhoop, look here, look here!

Hodge.ÌýHow now, mad lads, whither away so fast?

1st Prentice.ÌýWhither? Why, to the great new hall, know you not why? The lord mayor hath bidden all the prentices in London to breakfast this morning.

All.ÌýOh brave shoemaker, oh brave lord of incomprehensible good-fellowship! Whoo! Hark you! The pancake-bell rings.Ìý[Cast up caps.

Firk.ÌýNay, more, my hearts! Every Shrove-Tuesday is our year of jubilee; and when the pancake-bell rings, we are as free as my lord mayor; we may shut up our shops, and make holiday. I'll have it called Saint Hugh's Holiday.

All.ÌýAgreed, agreed! Saint Hugh's Holiday.

Hodge.ÌýAnd this shall continue for ever.

All.ÌýOh brave! Come, come, my hearts! Away, away!

Firk.ÌýO eternal credit to us of the gentle craft! March fair, my hearts! Oh rare!Ìý[Exeunt.

A Street in London.

Enter theÌýKingÌýand hisÌýTrainÌýacross the stage.

King.ÌýIs our lord mayor of London such a gallant?

Nobleman.ÌýOne of the merriest madcaps in your land.
Your grace will think, when you behold the man,
He's rather a wild ruffian than a mayor.
Yet thus much I'll ensure your majesty.
In all his actions that concern his state,
He is as serious, provident, and wise,
[Pg 78]As full of gravity amongst the grave,
As any mayor hath been these many years.

King.ÌýI am with child,Ìýtill I behold this huff-cap.
But all my doubt is, when we come in presence,
His madness will be dashed clean out of countenance.

Nobleman.ÌýIt may be so, my liege.

King.ÌýWhich to prevent,
Let some one give him notice, 'tis our pleasure
That he put on his wonted merriment.
Set forward!

All.ÌýOn afore!Ìý[Exeunt.

A Great Hall.

EnterÌý·¡²â°ù±ð,ÌýHodge,ÌýFirk,ÌýRalph,Ìýand otherÌýShoemakers, all with napkins on their shoulders.

Eyre.ÌýCome, my fine Hodge, my jolly gentlemen shoemakers; soft, where be these cannibals, these varlets, my officers? Let them all walk and wait upon my brethren; for my meaning is, that none but shoemakers, none but the livery of my company shall in their satin hoods wait upon the trencher of my sovereign.

Firk.ÌýO my lord, it will be rare!

Eyre.ÌýNo more, Firk; come, lively! Let your fellow-prentices want no cheer; let wine be plentiful as beer, and beer as water. Hang these penny-pinching fathers, that cram wealth in innocent lamb-skins. Rip, knaves, avaunt! Look to my guests!

Hodge.ÌýMy lord, we are at our wits' end for room; those hundred tables will not feast the fourth part of them.

Eyre.ÌýThen cover me those hundred tables again, and again, till all my jolly prentices be feasted. Avoid, Hodge! Run, Ralph! Frisk about, my nimble Firk! Carouse me fathom-healths to the honour of the shoemakers.[Pg 79]ÌýDo they drink lively, Hodge? Do they tickle it, Firk?

Firk.ÌýTickle it? Some of them have taken their liquor standing so long that they can stand no longer; but for meat, they would eat it, an they had it.

Eyre.ÌýWant they meat? Where's this swag-belly, this greasy kitchenstuff cook? Call the varlet to me! Want meat? Firk, Hodge, lame Ralph, run, my tall men, beleaguer the shambles, beggar all Eastcheap, serve me whole oxen in chargers, and let sheep whine upon the tables like pigs for want of good fellows to eat them. Want meat? Vanish, Firk! Avaunt, Hodge!

Hodge.ÌýYour lordship mistakes my man Firk; he means, their bellies want meat, not the boards; for they have drunk so much, they can eat nothing.

The Second Three Men's Song.

Cold's the wind, and wet's the rain,
Saint Hugh be our good speed:
Ill is the weather that bringeth no gain,
Nor helps good hearts in need.

Trowl the bowl, the jolly nut-brown bowl,
And here, kind mate, to thee:
Let's sing a dirge for Saint Hugh's soul,
And down it merrily.

Down a down heydown a down,
Hey derry derry, down a down! (Close with the tenor boy)
Ho, well done; to me let come!
Ring, compass, gentle joy.

Trowl the bowl, the nut-brown bowl,
And here, kind mate, to thee: etc.

[Repeat as often as there be men to drink; and at last when all have drunk, this verse:

[Pg 80]

Cold's the wind, and wet's the rain,
Saint Hugh be our good speed:
Ill is the weather that bringeth no gain,
Nor helps good hearts in need.

EnterÌýHans,Ìý¸é´Ç²õ±ð,ÌýandÌý²Ñ²¹°ù²µ±ð°ù²â.

Marg.ÌýWhere is my lord?

Eyre.ÌýHow now, Lady Madgy?

Marg.ÌýThe king's most excellent majesty is new come; he sends me for thy honour; one of his most worshipful peers bade me tell thou must be merry, and so forth; but let that pass.

Eyre.ÌýIs my sovereign come? Vanish, my tall shoemakers, my nimble brethren; look to my guests, the prentices. Yet stay a little! How now, Hans? How looks my little Rose?

Hans.ÌýLet me request you to remember me.
I know, your honour easily may obtain
Free pardon of the king for me and Rose,
And reconcile me to my uncle's grace.

Eyre.ÌýHave done, my good Hans, my honest journeyman; look cheerily! I'll fall upon both my knees, till they be as hard as horn, but I'll get thy pardon.

Marg.ÌýGood my lord, have a care what you speak to his grace.

Eyre.ÌýAway, you Islington whitepot!Ìýhence, you hopperarse! you barley-pudding, full of maggots! you broiled carbonado!Ìýavaunt, avaunt, avoid, Mephistophiles! Shall Sim Eyre learn to speak of you, Lady Madgy? Vanish, Mother Miniver-cap; vanish, go, trip and go; meddle with your partletsÌýand your pishery-pashery, your flewes and your whirligigs; go, rub, out of mine alley! Sim Eyre knows how to speak to a Pope, to[Pg 81]ÌýSultan Soliman, to Tamburlaine,Ìýan he were here; and shall I melt, shall I droop before my sovereign? No, come, my Lady Madgy! Follow me, Hans! About your business, my frolic free-booters! Firk, frisk about, and about, and about, for the honour of mad Simon Eyre, lord mayor of London.

Firk.ÌýHey, for the honour of the shoemakers.Ìý[Exeunt.

An Open Yard before the Hall.

A long flourish, or two. Enter theÌýKing, Nobles,Ìý·¡²â°ù±ð,ÌýMargery,Ìý³¢²¹³¦²â,ÌýRose.Ìý³¢²¹³¦²âÌýandÌýRoseÌýkneel.

King.ÌýWell, Lacy, though the fact was very foul
Of your revolting from our kingly love
And your own duty, yet we pardon you.
Rise both, and, Mistress Lacy, thank my lord mayor
For your young bridegroom here.

Eyre.ÌýSo, my dear liege, Sim Eyre and my brethren, the gentlemen shoemakers, shall set your sweet majesty's image cheek by jowl by Saint Hugh for this honour you have done poor Simon Eyre. I beseech your grace, pardon my rude behaviour; I am a handicraftsman, yet my heart is without craft; I would be sorry at my soul, that my boldness should offend my king.

King.ÌýNay, I pray thee, good lord mayor, be even as merry
As if thou wert among thy shoemakers;
It does me good to see thee in this humour.

Eyre.ÌýSay'st thou me so, my sweet Dioclesian? Then, humph! Prince am I none, yet am I princely born. By the Lord of Ludgate, my liege, I'll be as merry as a pie.

[Pg 82]

King.ÌýTell me, in faith, mad Eyre, how old thou art.

Eyre.ÌýMy liege, a very boy, a stripling, a younker; you see not a white hair on my head, not a gray in this beard. Every hair, I assure thy majesty, that sticks in this beard, Sim Eyre values at the King of Babylon's ransom, Tamar Cham'sbeard was a rubbing brush to't: yet I'll shave it off, and stuff tennis-balls with it, to please my bully king.

King.ÌýBut all this while I do not know your age.

Eyre.ÌýMy liege, I am six and fifty year old, yet I can cry humph! with a sound heart for the honour of Saint Hugh. Mark this old wench, my king: I danced the shaking of the sheets with her six and thirty years ago, and yet I hope to get two or three young lord mayors, ere I die. I am lusty still, Sim Eyre still. Care and cold lodging brings white hairs. My sweet Majesty, let care vanish, cast it upon thy nobles, it will make thee look always young like Apollo, and cry humph! Prince am I none, yet am I princely born.

King.ÌýHa, ha!
Say, Cornwall, didst thou ever see his like?

Cornwall.ÌýNot I, my lord.

Enter theÌýEarl of LincolnÌýand theÌýLord Mayor.

King.ÌýLincoln, what news with you?

Lincoln.ÌýMy gracious lord, have care unto yourself,
For there are traitors here.

All.ÌýTraitors? Where? Who?

Eyre.ÌýTraitors in my house? God forbid! Where be my officers? I'll spend my soul, ere my king feel harm.

King.ÌýWhere is the traitor, Lincoln?

Lincoln.ÌýHere he stands.

[Pg 83]

King.ÌýCornwall, lay hold on Lacy!---Lincoln, speak,
What canst thou lay unto thy nephew's charge?

Lincoln.ÌýThis, my dear liege: your Grace, to do me honour,
Heaped on the head of this degenerate boy
Desertless favours; you made choice of him,
To be commander over powers in France.
But he------

King.ÌýGood Lincoln, prithee, pause a while!
Even in thine eyes I read what thou wouldst speak.
I know how Lacy did neglect our love,
Ran himself deeply, in the highest degree,
Into vile treason------

Lincoln.ÌýIs he not a traitor?

King.ÌýLincoln, he was; now have we pardoned him.
'Twas not a base want of true valour's fire,
That held him out of France, but love's desire.

Lincoln.ÌýI will not bear his shame upon my back.

King.ÌýNor shalt thou, Lincoln; I forgive you both.

Lincoln.ÌýThen, good my liege, forbid the boy to wed
One whose mean birth will much disgrace his bed.

King.ÌýAre they not married?

Lincoln.ÌýNo, my liege.

Both.ÌýWe are.

King.ÌýShall I divorce them then? O be it far,
That any hand on earth should dare untie
The sacred knot, knit by God's majesty;
I would not for my crown disjoin their hands,
That are conjoïned in holy nuptial bands.
How say'st thou, Lacy, wouldst thou lose thy Rose?

Lacy.ÌýNot for all India's wealth, my sovereign.

King.ÌýBut Rose, I am sure, her Lacy would forego?

Rose.ÌýIf Rose were asked that question, she'd say no.

King.ÌýYou hear them, Lincoln?

Lincoln.ÌýYea, my liege, I do.

King.ÌýYet canst thou find i'th' heart to part these two?
Who seeks, besides you, to divorce these lovers?

[Pg 84]

L. Mayor.ÌýI do, my gracious lord, I am her father.

King.ÌýSir Roger Oateley, our last mayor, I think?

Nobleman.ÌýThe same, my liege.

King.ÌýWould you offend Love's laws?
Well, you shall have your wills, you sue to me,
To prohibit the match. Soft, let me see---
You both are married, Lacy, art thou not?

Lacy.ÌýI am, dread sovereign.

King.ÌýThen, upon thy life,
I charge thee, not to call this woman wife.

L. Mayor.ÌýI thank your grace.

Rose.ÌýO my most gracious lord!Ìý[Kneels.

King.ÌýNay, Rose, never woo me; I tell you true,
Although as yet I am a bachelor,
Yet I believe, I shall not marry you.

Rose.ÌýCan you divide the body from the soul,
Yet make the body live?

King.ÌýYea, so profound?
I cannot, Rose, but you I must divide.
This fair maid, bridegroom, cannot be your bride.
Are you pleased, Lincoln? Oateley, are you pleased?

Both.ÌýYes, my lord.

King.ÌýThen must my heart be eased;
For, credit me, my conscience lives in pain,
Till these whom I divorced, be joined again.
Lacy, give me thy hand; Rose, lend me thine!
Be what you would be! Kiss now! So, that's fine.
At night, lovers, to bed!---Now, let me see,
Which of you all mislikes this harmony.

L. Mayor.ÌýWill you then take from me my child perforce?

King.ÌýWhy, tell me, Oateley: shines not Lacy's name
As bright in the world's eye as the gay beams
Of any citizen?

Lincoln.ÌýYea, but, my gracious lord,
[Pg 85]I do mislike the match far more than he;
Her blood is too too base.

King.ÌýLincoln, no more.
Dost thou not know that love respects no blood,
Cares not for difference of birth or state?
The maid is young, well born, fair, virtuous,
A worthy bride for any gentleman.
Besides, your nephew for her sake did stoop
To bare necessity, and, as I hear,
Forgetting honours and all courtly pleasures,
To gain her love, became a shoemaker.
As for the honour which he lost in France,
Thus I redeem it: Lacy, kneel thee down!---
Arise, Sir Rowland Lacy! Tell me now,
Tell me in earnest, Oateley, canst thou chide,
Seeing thy Rose a lady and a bride?

L. Mayor.ÌýI am content with what your grace hath done.

Lincoln.ÌýAnd I, my liege, since there's no remedy.

King.ÌýCome on, then, all shake hands: I'll have you friends;
Where there is much love, all discord ends.
What says my mad lord mayor to all this love?

Eyre.ÌýO my liege, this honour you have done to my fine journeyman here, Rowland Lacy, and all these favours which you have shown to me this day in my poor house, will make Simon Eyre live longer by one dozen of warm summers more than he should.

King.ÌýNay, my mad lord mayor, that shall be thy name,
If any grace of mine can length thy life,
One honour more I'll do thee: that new building,
Which at thy cost in Cornhill is erected,
Shall take a name from us; we'll have it called
[Pg 86]The Leadenhall, because in digging it
You found the lead that covereth the same.

Eyre.ÌýI thank your majesty.

Marg.ÌýGod bless your grace!

King.ÌýLincoln, a word with you!

EnterÌýHodge,ÌýFirk,ÌýRalph,Ìýand moreÌýShoemakers.

Eyre.ÌýHow now, my mad knaves? Peace, speak softly, yonder is the king.

King.ÌýWith the old troop which there we keep in pay,
We will incorporate a new supply.
Before one summer more pass o'er my head,
France shall repent, England was injured.
What are all those?

Lacy.ÌýAll shoemakers, my liege,
Sometime my fellows; in their companies
I lived as merry as an emperor.

King.ÌýMy mad lord mayor, are all these shoemakers?

Eyre.ÌýAll shoemakers, my liege; all gentlemen of the gentle craft, true Trojans, courageous cordwainers; they all kneel to the shrine of holy Saint Hugh.

All the Shoemakers.ÌýGod save your majesty!

King.ÌýMad Simon, would they anything with us?

Eyre.ÌýMum, mad knaves! Not a word! I'll do't; I warrant you. They are all beggars, my liege; all for themselves, and I for them all on both my knees do entreat, that for the honour of poor Simon Eyre and the good of his brethren, these mad knaves, your grace would vouchsafe some privilege to my new Leadenhall, that it may be lawful for us to buy and sell leather there two days a week.

King.ÌýMad Sim, I grant your suit, you shall have patent
To hold two market-days in Leadenhall,
Mondays and Fridays, those shall be the times.
Will this content you?

All.ÌýJesus bless your grace!

[Pg 87]

Eyre.ÌýIn the name of these my poor brethren shoemakers, I most humbly thank your grace. But before I rise, seeing you are in the giving vein and we in the begging, grant Sim Eyre one boon more.

King.ÌýWhat is it, my lord mayor?

Eyre.ÌýVouchsafe to taste of a poor banquet that stands sweetly waiting for your sweet presence.

King.ÌýI shall undo thee, Eyre, only with feasts;
Already have I been too troublesome;
Say, have I not?

Eyre.ÌýO my dear king, Sim Eyre was taken unawares upon a day of shroving,Ìýwhich I promised long ago to the prentices of London.

For, an't please your highness, in time past,
I bare the water-tankard, and my coat
Sits not a whit the worse upon my back;
And then, upon a morning, some mad boys,
It was Shrove Tuesday, even as 'tis now,

Gave me my breakfast, and I swore then by the stopple of my tankard, if ever I came to be lord mayor of London, I would feast all the prentices. This day, my liege, I did it, and the slaves had an hundred tables five times covered; they are gone home and vanished;

Yet add more honour to the gentle trade,
Taste of Eyre's banquet, Simon's happy made.

King.ÌýEyre, I will taste of thy banquet, and will say,
I have not met more pleasure on a day.
Friends of the gentle craft, thanks to you all,
Thanks, my kind lady mayoress, for our cheer.---
Come, lords, a while let's revel it at home!
When all our sports and banquetings are done,
Wars must right wrongs which Frenchmen have begun.Ìý[Exeunt.