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Buck: You guys got lots of foil? You’re...

The Crimson Cap Ladies Save the Day

Chelsea Buck

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Buck: You guys got lots of foil? You’re going to need it.

Chelsea: So we don’t miss out on the latest fashion craze?

Buck: No! So the mother-ship won’t be able to control you and force you to do things against your will.

Chelsea: Control me and force me to do things against my will? I already have Theresa for that.

Buck: You think I’m joking but I’m deadly serious.

Chelsea: So is Theresa most of the time.

Buck: We are facing an existential threat from beyond the stars and all you can do is crack wise?

Chelsea: Two months ago, you claimed government agents were the ones controlling our minds and wanted us to wear already-been-used Burger Bar foil burger envelopes you dug out of the trash as hats to prevent being manipulated.

Buck: The Burger Bar wouldn’t let me have any of the unused

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