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Jean: You鈥檇 be amazed how often I鈥檝e hea...

The Dangers of VD (Valentines Day)

Henry Dyck Paulette Dyck Jean Witherspoon

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Jean: You鈥檇 be amazed how often I鈥檝e heard those words. (She tries to lift Henry.) Actually, maybe using George鈥檚 walker isn鈥檛 a bad idea.

Paulette: We would probably end up smashing Henry鈥檚 head against the wall.

Jean: What鈥檚 the down-side?

Paulette: I want him awake and sober when I kill him. Come on, Jean. Give me a hand.

(They struggle to get Henry standing again鈥� slowly proceed toward bedroom door and make it US of the table.)

Henry: Feliz Navidad鈥� Feliz Navidad鈥�

Paulette: Shut up, Henry. For crying out loud, Jean, I can鈥檛 believe you plied him with liquor to soften him up.

Jean: Plied him with liquor? Are you kidding me? He was sucking it back like there was no tomorrow. I鈥檝e never seen anyone drink wine like that, other than that hobo I鈥� well鈥� never mind.

Henry: (Drunk singing to

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