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A Sixth Grader's Guide to Life

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(Max bumps into Emily, scattering books everywhere. Kevin laughs hysterically, pointing and making exaggerated gestures.)

Emily: (Scoffs, dramatically examining a chipped nail) Seriously, Max? This vintage Versace handbag could be ruined! Do you know how hard it is to find designer accessories in a middle school filled with clueless fashion disasters? It's like searching for a diamond in a dumpster. And my hair! This perfectly sculpted 80s side ponytail took me hours. It’s practically a work of art. Not to mention these authentic, one-of-a-kind leg warmers. They're a collector's item!

Max: (Flustered, scrambling to pick up his books) Whoa! Versace? Sorry! I didn't realize� I'm new here, and it’s� a lot. Sensory overload! So many lockers, so many people, so much� hairspray? Is that

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