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Crispin, the manager, suggests a pub quiz to fill the time. Janet
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CRISPIN � � What about a quiz? Everybody loves a quiz. The Funky Monkey Lodge & Spa quizzes are legendary, aren’t they, Tania?
TANIA � If by legendary, you mean non-existent, then yes.
JANET � Ooh, I love a quiz. Go on, Crispin, ask me anything. Anything at all.
SIMON � Oh, God, here we go.
CRISPIN � Uh, okay. Um � name me a famous Arthur.
JANET � (BEAT) CHARLES DICKENS! Go on, go on, ask me another.
CRISPIN � Uh, okay. Um � Name me a mythical creature that was half-man, half-bull.
JANET � (BEAT) BUFFALO BILL! Ooh, I’m on a roll, Crispin, ask me another.
CRISPIN � Uh, okay. Um � Can you name me the five continents?
JANET � (BEAT) A, E, I, O & U!
CRISPIN � Right, maybe not a quiz then. Oh, you’re going to love this. I’m sure I saw some board games in a cupboard somewhere. (EXITS)
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