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CRISPIN � Right, so what is everybody up...

3 Steps to Heaven

Eric Crispin Simon Beryl

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CRISPIN � Right, so what is everybody up to today?

SIMON � I don’t think we’ll be up to much, Crispin. The Chateau Prestatyn 2024 has robbed me of � of � well, of the will to live. And just look at the state of Janet. She won’t be doing anything in a hurry. Maybe, we’ll just rest up in our room, perhaps have a bath, watch some TV.

CRISPIN � Right, about the bath. Just to point out that hot water is (BEAT) temporarily at a bit of a premium. Something to do with the plumbing system being originally installed by a Cypriot who was looking at the plans upside down. All the rage in Cyprus, apparently. However, the good news is we do get hot water between 3 & 4.

SIMON � Well then, I’ll have my bath between 3 & 4.

CRISPIN � A.M.

BERYL � Eric and I will probably go for a rumble.

ERIC � I

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