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APHRODITE Aw� our new bard is so adorab...

Tales of Olympus

Jason Calliope Zeus Athena Hermes Aphrodite

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APHRODITE Aw� our new bard is so adorable! Aren’t you, new bard?

ATHENA He’s not our new bard yet.

CALLIOPE Athena�

ATHENA (to JASON) I have a list of questions to ask you, Jason.

JASON (getting very nervous) Uh� OK.

CALLIOPE This is so unnecessary!

ATHENA I think we’re entitled to a complete background check, Zeus. Especially after the last few bard candidates Calliope brought here�

CALLIOPE Hey! They weren’t all bad!

(ZEUS breaks out into laughter.)

ZEUS My favorite� was the gorilla!

(ZEUS slaps HERMES on his back. HERMES follows suit and laughs)

HERMES Oh yeah! The gorilla!

ZEUS He was like� Ooh-ooh-ooh! Ah-ah-ah-haha!!! (on the verge of tears) A gorilla � our next bard!

CALLIOPE That gorilla knew over 600 different signs! And he had the soul of a bard!

(ATHENA

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