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ROWAN: Okay, everybody. Um, I told you...

The Undertakers Club

Rowan Wilkinson Bobby Lazar Bettina Knapp Jenny Collins Tony/Toni Caroline Unger

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ROWAN: Okay, everybody. Um, I told you I’d have a surprise for you this week. This is Carolyn Unger. You may know her from freshman English. She’s . . . uh . . . agreed to become our faculty advisor.

BETTINA: Why do we need a faculty advisor? We never had one before.

JENNY: Yeah—I thought this club was a secret.

TONY: Are we going to be graded now?

ROWAN: Calm down everybody. It’s all part of the natural evolution of our organization.

BETTINA: Rowan, I didn’t join an “organization.� I like to act, but I didn’t want to end up in a student production of South Pacific.

ROWAN: Nothing’s going to change.

JENNY: It already has.

BOBBY: Hey—give us a chance.

ROWAN: Look, there’s no reason why we should miss out on the benefits the school has to offer just because we came up with

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