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Diane: Your hat is on crooked. Marcus...

The Twilight Cone

Marcus Diane

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Diane: Your hat is on crooked.
Marcus: (Tries to fix it) Better?
Diane: It's worse.
Marcus: How about now?
Diane: Scooch down. You're so tall. You should be a basketball player. (She fixes his hat)
Marcus: I just seem so tall because you're so short.
Diane: Hey, watch it. You might be my grand-nephew, but you can't sass me when you're wearing that uniform. I'm your manager. You gotta be professional.
Marcus: Yes, Aunt Diane.
Diane: Now, I've taught you the art of operating the cash register. You've mastered the milkshake machine. All we need is for you to learn the secrets of the scoop (
Twirls ice cream scoop
) and then you'll be ready for your first day.
Marcus: (Reaching down to scoop some ice cream) Okay. So I'm guessing you just put the scoop in the ice cream.
Diane:

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