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Photocopying store. Two machines. (PLEAS...

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Danny Cressida

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Photocopying store. Two machines. (PLEASE NOTE: These can be mimed or represented by tables.)

At one we find CRESSIDA, she is slowly, painstakingly placing a number of objects on the glass � trying to fit all the objects into one photocopy.

DANNY enters. He smiles at CRESSIDA. He pulls out a large ream of paper from his satchel. He places it on the feeder, programmes the copier and presses the copy button.

The machine jams.

DANNY: Bugger.

DANNY OPENS THE MACHINE AND TRIES TO FIX THE JAMMED PAPER.

CRESSIDA: You’re doing a lot of copying.

DANNY: It’s a play.

CRESSIDA: Who by?

DANNY: Me.

CRESSIDA: It looks long.

DANNY: It’s an epic. Seven acts. Runs over four hours.

CRESSIDA: (EXAMINING PLAY) And one-sided too.

DANNY: The actors prefer it like that, when they’re doing a moved-reading.

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