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Hello, Murray? Call me back.

(He slams down the receiver and freezes, his hand perched over the phone. After a long pause, it rings.)

Murray, what took you so long? � The shower could have waited, Murray � The shampoo in the shower could have waited, Murray � The man with the shampoo in the shower could have waited, Murray. Anyway, I can’t talk now. I gotta keep the line free.

[... � …]

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But most of all, Murray, I am mysterious. Which is a quality you don’t find on every bar stool.

Harvey Fierstein, Torch Song Trilogy, in* Out Plays: Landmark Gay and Lesbian Plays of the Twentieth Century*, ed. Ben Hodges, 2008. pp.415.